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fox Graphics 1,363 POSTS Pronouns: she/her last seen Apr 25, 2024 12:23:42 GMT -5 but a butt ?	dominic / 9 / fin cbd2 Jan 1, 2024 21:23:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fox on Jan 1, 2024 21:23:25 GMT -5 dominic harlow, eighteen
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dominic / 9 / fin cbd2 Jan 1, 2024 21:51:51 GMT -5

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Post by fox on Jan 1, 2024 21:51:51 GMT -5

There are no drugs in our bagels.

Actually, because we tried once, and it turned out disgusting, and I had to remake the whole batch. That was back in the beginning. Had to bring up a front, you know? The local bagel place was closing down from years of slowed-down rev from the plague, and we were like well we care about the community, we'll keep her open.

Then, someone had to make the bagels.

Not Baby. My guy tried to hand me a raw egg yolk in coffee as a hangover cure once. He didn't know that you needed to put pasta in water to cook it. Guess I learned a thing or two from mom before she kicked it. Still, he keeps inventory and does the bookkeeping.

The bagels are kinda a hit. Like, we've kinda been making more money from the store than the drugs. The dogs love us when they're on coffee break. One of them once told me they'd kill for a bagel here. It would've been funny like haha ironic, except he was fully armed and in uniform.

Baby keeps saying we could like bake in a lil sprinkle to make the sales go faster, but it just doesn't taste as good. (We tried that too)

So now I'm kinda proud, you know? I put some more love in it.

Fine with me, but I think Baby still wants us to be good at being crime lords too.

Something something metaphor or whatever, life comes around, babes. Like a bagel, I guess.

The Bagel.

We make bagels. And there are no drugs in them 🫶

✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Graphics 5,831 POSTS Pronouns: they/them last seen Apr 26, 2024 22:33:17 GMT -5 “And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.” - steinbeck	dominic / 9 / fin cbd2 Jan 2, 2024 1:11:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ on Jan 2, 2024 1:11:28 GMT -5 I'll take a bagel with 2 cocaine, thank u ⋆˙ ⋆ ˗ˋˏ ✩ ˎˊ˗ ⋆ ˙⋆ accepted
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