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tick 12a / calla RP Tutor 2,197 POSTS Pronouns: she/her last seen Oct 21, 2024 22:36:39 GMT -5 just a litle creacher	🔪 capitol wip Oct 17, 2024 14:23:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tick 12a / calla on Oct 17, 2024 14:23:10 GMT -5
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tick 12a / calla
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Post by tick 12a / calla on Oct 19, 2024 0:02:05 GMT -5

happy birthday.

the waitstaff's found their way into the sparklers. the health inspector's on her second serving of foie gras. you're staring at the oysters.

you used to say that there was really only one right way to slice a lemon. in half first, and then in half again. lengthwise. no more than four pieces.

what happens if you cut it into more than four.

that's just the way it is.

you said it was a superstition. but in reality, it's just because that if you cut half a lemon into more than four wedges, then each piece will be too small to actually do anything with. you'd be wasting the entire thing.

don't brutalize the damn fruit. what, are you fucking stupid?

your cutting board always looks like a crime scene anyways. the juice runs lengthwise, the ones that come from that little orchard in Three are always a little plumper than the rest, but i don't know how you know this. sometimes you look very old to me.

but she likes the bird. of course she does. it's a good recipe. you're a good cook, besides the whole lemon thing.

we don't have to lock her in the freezer after all.

kelli decides to climb up onto the hostess stand. she's probably going to take her top off soon.

don't let them set anything on fire, you say, i know it's a celebration. but, shit.

but the sparklers. but the green slip. it's a party. she didn't even find the rat trap.

that's reminded you.

don't let them set anything on fire.

and then

and make sure you clean out the trap.

yes chef.

happy birthday.

Last Edit: Oct 19, 2024 0:04:24 GMT -5 by tick 12a / calla

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