Bandwagon? :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Good day, sire.
Stranger: can i get a whoop whoop?
You: Whoop, whoop.
Stranger: huzzah
Stranger: now...
Stranger: can i get a trig problem?
You: ...Pff. Thou doth not pay thy enough for that sort of miscombobulations.
Stranger: ... what?
You: I honestly haven't a clue.
Stranger: lol
You: How doth thou desire thou tea on this lovely morn?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: i'm not very good at spewing forth contemporary english
Stranger: not really my forte
You: Mkay, I'll stop. xD
Stranger: i can, however, hit it like the fist of the north star
You: I see.
You: And I can...uhm...
You: I can't do much worth anything. I'm a failure.
Stranger: failures are good in the sack
Stranger:
You: do what now?
Stranger: the hokey pokey?
You: Wait, when you said fist of the north star.. did you mean that horrible video game? xD
You: OHHHHHHHH
You: xD I told you I'mma failure
Stranger: i don't even...
Stranger: *facedesk*
Stranger: what gender are you?
Stranger: o-o
You: what is this I don't even
You: nyoro~n
You: male. and how about yourself?
Stranger: ... so you're a man?
You: xD
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i feel so cheated
Stranger: if you're a male, then how did that banana get there?
Stranger: this is unconstitutional
You: oh, but it is clearly stated in my own constitution.
Stranger: i demand some affirmative action
You: -insert affirmative action here-
Stranger: *uninserts*
You: well...crap.
You: I've got nothing left up my sleeve.. BUT THIS -pulls a long multicolored scarf out of shirt sleeve-
Stranger: is that what you choke your victims with?!?!
Stranger: you fiend
Stranger: wait until the church hears about this
Stranger: it'll be the end of you
You: oh, but the church is my main employer
You: the priest loves to hire me to strangle the annoying members that bring babies into his services
Stranger: little do you know, those babies are plotting against you
Stranger: biding their time until the day of reckoning comes...
Stranger: and when that day comes, there will be consequences
Stranger: severe consequences
You: ...
You: I... I.. well.. I.. OF COURSE I KNEW THAT
You: I am so far ahead of you, I am even ahead of myself!
You: those consequences of which you speak are nothing but mere-- hey, have you read the Hunger Games?
Stranger: my gf read it and told me how she didn't like the ending
Stranger: something about the main character not having a "happy ending"
You: I infer that you are either a gay female or a heterosexual male. Or both.
You: Oh, yeah, it wasn't a happy ending at all. And i loved that <3
You: You should read it
Stranger: i am a viking warlord from kenya
Stranger: and i'm pretty busy reading my college textbooks
Stranger: unfortunately
You: ewwwwwwwwww, textbooks
You: yaaaaaaay, viking warlords from kenya
You: hoooraaay college. I can't wait
Stranger: senior?
You: ..Sophomore D:
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: so...
Stranger: you're underage?
Stranger: ...
You: that doesn't stop me!
You: underage for being awesome, right...?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: the thing is...
Stranger: i want to be
Stranger: the very best
Stranger: that no one ever was
Stranger: dun dun dun dun
You: to catch them is my real test
Stranger: to train them is my causer
Stranger: -r
You: I will travel across the land
Stranger: searching far and wide
You: each pokemon to udnerstand
You: understand*
Stranger: teach*
Stranger: the power that's inside
You: POKEMON
You: gotta catcth em all
Stranger: you stole my part
You: its you and meee
Stranger: you son of a fish
You: muhahaha
Stranger: i will fillet you
Stranger: O:<
You: ...How did you know D:
You: we kept him in the back aquarium for a reason.
You: and somehow, you found out. D:
Stranger: your scales were glittering
Stranger: you're like the twilight version of fish
You: oh god
Stranger: kind of like a shiny magikarp
You: the horror
You: How do you go from twilight to magikarp? Twilight = ugly. Magikarp = godgam smexy mofo.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: magikarp has nothing on lickilicky
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: i have to go
You: aw
Stranger: gf is gonna make me a cake shake
You: but you're cool beans and rice
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: ohh that's the shit right thurr
Stranger: cake + milk + blender = cake shake
You: go get her tiger ;D
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i already have her
You: that sounds...
Stranger:
You: orgasmic
You: and wow, awesome sauce!
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i have a date with the kitchen
Stranger: later
You: adios