A Midsummer Night's Tragedy

A Midsummer Nights Tragedy
After some part of the play, we find that Lysander now likes Helena, and Hermia and Helena like Lysander. Tatania is now waking up with the juice stuff on her eyes. Hermia is also there, for who knows what reason.

Tatania sees Hermia and falls in love.

Tatania: Oh, Hermia, you are so beautiful
Hermia: Umm….

Tatania chases Hermia off stage and Demetrious enters. Now Demetrious falls asleep and gets juice on eyes (of course). Tatania enters having lost Hermia. Demetrious wakes up and sees Tatania ♥.

Demetrious: Oh, Tatania, you are so beautiful
Tatania: I don’t love you I love Hermia!!!!!!!!

And Demetrious chases her off stage. Now Demetrious, Helena and Oberon enter; Oberon there to set things “right”. Oberon very very quickly puts juice on Demetrious’ eyes.

Demetrious: Ow, my eye… oh, it hurts

Lysander walks on. Demetrious sees Lysander and falls in love ♥. Helena sees the juice and takes it. Oberon grabs for it and it spills onto Oberon’s eyes. Oberon sees Helena and falls in love. Hermia and Tatania come onstage. Hermia takes the juice and puts in on Tatania to make her fall in love with someone else. Tatania sees Lysander and falls in love. Helena grabs the potion but drops it and it is spilled on her and Hermia’s eyes. Hermia sees Helena, and Helena sees Tatania.

Couples:

Demetrious-Lysander
Lysander-Helena
Helena-Tatania
Tatania-Lysander
Hermia-Helena
Oberon-Helena
Helena-Tatania

Everyone leaves.

Demetrious gets on with a random peasant person.

Peasant Person: You are a sodomite. We will have to kill you.
Demetrious: NOOOO! Don’t kill me 
Peasant Person: But you are a sodomite. You will be beheaded.

Oberon walks in with juice. Demetrious grabs the juice as Hermia walks in. He puts it on and sees Hermia. Oberon and Peasant Person leave.

Demetrious: Oh, Hermia, you are so beautiful
Hermia: I don’t love you. I love Helena!

Demetrious chases Hermia offstage, narrowly escaping his beheading. Lysander, Tatania, and Hermia walk onstage. Tatania picks up the juice that Demetrious left.

Tatania: Oooh. Juice.

Tatania puts it on Lysander to make Lysander like her. Lysander sees Hermia instead. Oberon chases Helena onstage. Helena takes the juice and intends to put it on Oberon but spills all the rest of it on herself. Helena sees Lysander. Everyone exits but Lysander and Demetrious enters.

Lysander: Have you seen Hermia?
Demetrious: Yes. I love her. I will marry her someday.
Lysander: NO! I will.
Demetrious: No. I will
Lysander: Fine. I challenge you to a duel whoever wins marries Hermia.

Both draw swords and start and extremely extremely extremely long sword fight with straight rapier swords, Demetrious’ out of steel, and Lysander’s out of aluminum. Demetrious’ is much nicer with prettier designs on the hilt with a less flimsy blade which was sharpened super sharp. The grip is fancy and comfortable, so the Demetrious never drops it. Demetrious stabs Lysander. Lysander, while dying stabs Demetrious when he is not expecting. The both die. Lights fade.

Lights come back on and Helena and Hermia are onstage, both arguing and crying at the same time. Oberon enters.

Oberon: What are you arguing about?
Helena: It wasn’t my fault Lysander and Demetrious are dead
Hermia: Yes it IS.
Helena: NO IT ISN’T

Both girls begin a somewhat violent cat-fight. Oberon, who is kind of losing his marbles goes over to the girls.

Oberon: I will help you in your fight

So Oberon stabs both girls in the heart, and both die. Oberon goes crazy with guilt and kills himself. Tatania enters and sees everyone dead. She screams and kills herself.


The End


I dunno what's with the random describing the swords...