Mary-Sue... thread?! What?

Name: Jeniffer Ishotterthanyou
Age:17
Gender: Female
District: 12

Appearance: How would you describe someone who lives in a poor district, where the air is full of pollution and everyday is gloomy, and all you ever do is get dirty? Well, for Jennifer Ishotterthanyou, certainly none of those things! She is incredibly hot. Hotter than anyone you could think of...Even Megan Fox (who, I actually think is ugly...That's just popular opinion...)

Where to even begin! She has super tan, smooth, beautiful skin. She has white hair, that shines and is just the softest hair you could EVAR touch! It's always straight and flawless, and it's so perfect she doesn't even need to WASH IT! Incredible, I know...Her eyes are fiery red and even her pupils actually emit flames! Her mouth is extremely sexy and she can seduce any man with it, and I mean ANY man...even women...She's just THAT hott!!!

She wears a form fitting blouse that is so tight against her, it could rip at any moment. She also wears a mini-skirt and knee long socks and NO shoes, because she can step on acid and it wouldn't hurt her feet, and fire can't burn through her socks. She has a fantastic body. She's busty and curvy and is desired by ALL men. She could make ANY man do whatever she wanted, CUZ SHE'S SO DAMN HAWT!!!

Personality:

Jennifer is an angel. Seriously. Like, everyone, like, loves her, because, like, she's so damn lovable! All the men want her, and all the women want to be her! She's so UHMAZIN, that even gay men want her, and she's the ONLY person in the world that can make a gay man go straight, becuase she so damn HAWT!

She's snobby around other girls, but it doesn't matter, because her hotness overrides any harsh feeling, and the girls love her again! She has one bad trait. She hates cats and turtles, and she sometimes abuses them, but even the animals still love her CUZ SHE SO DAMN HOOOTTTAWATHOT!

She is VERY outgoing. She will talk about ANYTHING and everyone just loves her! Did I say that already? Umm...SHE CAN SING better than the best singer in tha world, and she can make anyone do anything cuz she so damn HAWT!

History:

She grew up to a hot mother and father, who were the district hotties. They got everything they ever wanted cuz they were so hot. Anyways, she grew up eating as much as she wanted and never gaining a pound! She's rich, but everyone makes fun of her because her parents got rich for their prostitution business, but that's okay, because after they made fun of her, they loved her because she was too damn cute to hate...if that makes any sense?

When she was 11, a boy called her ugly, and from that day on, she was never the same. All the people killed the boy though, because she was so famous and HAWT that the boy just had to die for his great offenceee. Even President Snow loves her, but not foro her personality..if ya know what i mean

Sadly, her mother and father were blown up by fuel barrel on fire in the middle of the square, but she quickly moved on and it never affected her, cuz her hotness amade huer immune to such a=wahetevr. after that, she fell in love with a boy who is the ONLY ONE immune to her hawtness. She's sad cuz she cant have him, but one day, she will get this INSANELY Hawt boy named Max because she's so HAWT

Codeword:Damnhawt

Comments/Other:

Isn't she just...the beesknees? SHE"S SO DAMN HAWT! you be a foo to not accept this! This is the greatest characters i has ever written!

Just so you know, this is my "edited because staffies FORCED me to add FLAWS D8" bio.


Name: Alex Bob
Age: 14
Gender: Male
District/Area: 4
Appearance:

Alex is average height for his age, six feet and five inches tall. He's also average weight, two hundred and one pounds, which may seem like alot but its all muscles. Alex eats alot cause he lives in district 2 but he's not fat at all. Alex has a twelve-pack. Alex also has enormous arm muscles. Their really really big, even though he fishes with a pole and doesn't do anything with his arms, he still has biceps as big as jupiter. Their really sexy and lots of girls like them.
Alexs face is really really sexy but also totally normal for his age. Alex has a normal nose and mouth, just hotter. Alex has a fourteen-pack. The only thing about his face that isn't normal are his eyes. Alexs eyes are very light green and a perfect size. Their dark tho, and looking into his eyes you can see all the pain hes been through and his true feelings, which arent anywhere else on his sexyliscious face. Alex has a eighteen-pack. Alexs hair is SUPER gorgeous, it cascades down his head and face in a cascading mass of cascadey cascadiness which totally cascades down his forehead and finally stops cascading at his deep sea blue eyes. Its black. It makes his eyes look even greener and deeper and more emotional.
Alex has a twenty-two pack, his skin is perfect and just tan enough to be really really tan looking. It also never burns or gets pimples or injuries. Ever.
Alex has a bad part tho, its his scar on his lower back. Noone ever sees it though and its always covered up and it doesnt actually make him look bad at all. Alex also has a thirty-four pack so it's ok. Also, he has cascading hair.

Personality:

Alex is really really nice, but nobody knows it because everyone in the world hates him. Alex seems really mean on the outside. Hes really mean and will push people away alot. But if you make friends wiht him, its really hard to get his trust but if you get it he'll be a really good friend. He's really loyla and faithful and loves all his friends. He's also really hot and has a forty-six pack. Alexs cascaiding hair and beautiful gold eoyes ettract all the girls even ones who are older because he seems so much older than he actually is. Alex is never mean or rude, espeshially with girls.
But dont be fooled, alexs personality has flaws too just like his appearance. For one thing he seems really mean all the time accept if your his friend. Second of all hes afraid of soup and lizards. Third of all sometimes he feels mad.

History:

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Name: Michaelangelo Xerxes Lancelot Stallone
Nickname: You can call him Mike. If you call him Michael he goes totally axe-murder on you
Age: 13
Gender: male
District/Area: District 12
Appearance:

Mike Stallone is totally good looking. He has snow white hair even though he's only 13 and not elderly and stuff, because he's albino! But even though he's albino he has dark, tan skin and blue eyes. All the girls love his blue eyes. People make fun of his hair because they are secretly jealous of how unique and albino and attractive Mike is. He's on the tall end of average height. He isn't underweight at all, even though he doesn't have enough money to feed himself.

Mike Stallone is very muscular, and he has an 18 pack even though he's only 13. His arms and legs are perfectly muscular. Mike has all these muscles because he's forced to do manual labor for one of the miners in town. He never gets dirty, because even with coal dust all over the district and no money, Mike gets to bathe every day. He wears all white all the time, and his white shirt never ever gets dirty ever.

Flaws? Oh my God, he has 20/30 vision in his left eye, so he is totally nearsighted. And the terrible miner beats him so he has scars, but nobody can see them.

Personality:

Mike is so humble. He doesn't tell anyone about his awesome knife and archery skills. He's the smartest kid in his class even though he doesn't apply himself, but he doesn't like to brag about it. He's just so freaking modest that everybody else is jealous of his modesty as well as his good qualities. Mike has an amazing sense of humor. he's sensitive when people make fun of him, but he hides it behind his rock hard abs emotional exterior. He likes to draw, he taught himself how to play a completely intact guitar he found in someone's trash and he plays so well that Angels are jealous.

Mike is really introverted because nobody talks to him because they're so jealous.

History:

Mike has super duper awesome parents who spoiled the living daylights out of him and loved him very much. Then when he was nine, they died mysteriously. Mike found out later it was the work of the Capitol because his parents were part of a secret rebel group, and so he vowed complete revenge against the Capitol. He plans to single-handedly kill the president. In fact, his nine-year-old self was halfway out of the District when some coal miner decided to "adopt" him. The miner forced him into service doing all kinds of menial tasks. This made Mike strong though. When the miner wasn't looking, he practiced throwing a wood chopping axe in the backyard. He also taught himself how to throw kitchen knives, fight with a knife, and he snuck out and wrestled bears in the forest for fun.

Even though Michaelangelo Xerxes Lancelot Stallone is really poor, people give him food for free because they love his beautiful albino self so freaking much. People feel sorry for him because he's had so much hardship in his life. He had older siblings but nobody really cares about them because his oldest brother and sister died in consecutive games and his younger brother and sister went in together in the games the year his parents died. It was very tragic, but Mike is getting over it because he's so awesome and now all he wants is revenge on the Capitol. As long as he kills people in the Capitol, everything will be okay.

Codeword: Muaon (I skimmed for underlined letters read the rules but I don't think this is a word...)

Face Claim: R-Pattz with badly photoshopped white hair and sparkling blue eyes

Comments/Other:

I hope you love Mike because he's my first character. He needs to be in the games so much because the Capitol hates his family so they would put him in.

Please accept him within 5 minutes or I'll throw a tantrum in that chat box thing.

Also, his thinking color is [SUPERMANLYCYAN] and his speaking color is [SUPEROBNOXIOUSYELLOW]