LEMME B NECKST STAFFR, PL0Z
Nov 20, 2010 23:35:44 GMT -5
Post by phunke on Nov 20, 2010 23:35:44 GMT -5
Name: P-hunk, Phunke! Phunkee, Phunk-e, Hunk, Punk, Punki, Punke, BeautifulGingerOfDoom
Age: 8, but im real mature
Preferred Position: Lie-berrian
Previous experience: WELL JAH, IMA DEMISTAFF DONCHA KNOW? GET TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND AND HAVE A WHITE NAME AND BE REALLY MEAN TO CHASE
I mean, uh, yeah. Here. Link: www.thehungergamestrickedyou.proboards.com/
AND HEY GUESS WHAT? I DECIDED THAT BEING AN RP TUTOR WASN'T A FANCY ENOUGH TITLE. AFTER ALL, IF I DON'T HAVE A FANCY TITLE, YOU WONT HIRE ME AND STUFF.
So I made a list of all the fabulous proboards websites I made that never actually gained more than 20 members or were active for upwards of a month!
www.darkinheritanceorsomething.proboards.com/
www.somesiteaboutanimalmutants.proboards.com/
www.thisonewasabouthorsebackriding.proboards.com/
www.anotherrandomsiteprobablywolves.proboards.com/
www.arentyougladmybffandimadeacraploadofstupidsites?.proboards.com/
Well, none of these got past the coding stage, maybe some char creation, but GUEZ WUT? I WAS ADMIN OR CO ADMIN ON ALL OF THEM. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. FRIGGIN ADMIN. THATS HOW GREAT I AM.
Why should we choose you? Because
a. I have a skittlegun
b. I have a unicorn
c. I am practiced in the art of flying around on my unicorn and shooting people with skittles....SIMULTANEOUSLY, BIZATCHES!
e. I'm a flippin demistaff and junk, so, like, if you don't hire me, I'm going to, like, complain in the cbox for FOREVERRRRRRRR. D8
f. I'll cut a hoe.
i. Pff, who needs tutoring anyway?
m. ORITE THIS IS DA PART WERE I TALK ABOUT HOW IMA BE A GREAT LIE-BERRIAN
o. Kso, first of all, I love lie-berries.
t. Srsly. They're so quiet and filled with books.
x. Oright, site lie-berrian. Ok well, I'm really organized. Unless you count my room, or my desk, or my backpack, or my method of filling the dishwasher, or my method of taking notes, or the way I always mean to make lists of things then forget. Or my multiple binders that always have papers from other classes in, on, and between them. Or my bookcases, or the random notes I have scribbled on assignments for class about what characters I want to make or what plots I want to do. Or pretty much anything else.
But other than that, I'm REALLY organized. I find making lists of people fascinating! Seriously! In all of my copious free time, I find myself thinking "Gee golly, why don't I go make a list of members on THGRPG and organize it chronologically and in alphabetical order and in order of prettiest names?"
Ok, so, I admit, the only thing I've ever made a list of is Luna's threads, and even that is just a mental list, sadly.
z. I CAN USE DA ALPHABETS! I put the 'best' in alphabets!
...Hey guys I changed my mind, I think I wanna be a mod
Roleplay Sample: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! IT SAYS TO PICK ONE! BUT IM SUCH A FABULOUS WRITER HOW COULD I EVER PICK ONE?!?!?!
Look, I know you guys have unlimited time and energy for reading my fantabulous writing, so instead of posting a nice-quality paragraph or something here, I'm going to go find my FIVE LONGEST POSTS EVER and color them AS BRIGHTLY AS POSSIBLE so you don't miss them. Then you can read ALL my brilliant work and you'll HAVE to accept me!
Other: I'd like to reiterate that if you don't acceptmy char bio me RIGHT NAO, I'm going to complain in the cbox forever and disturb the membership even more than I already do.
PS. I love you.
PPS. I love sucking up more than I love you.
PPPS. Your hair looks AWESOME today! Have I mentioned that? It's so great!
PPPPS. Hire meh pl0zzzz
PPPPPS. Hahahahah 'peepeepeeepeeee'
PPPPPPS. This one was just for moar Ps.
Codeword: muion
Thats a stupid codeword, I sware I red the rules tho.
Age: 8, but im real mature
Preferred Position: Lie-berrian
Previous experience: WELL JAH, IMA DEMISTAFF DONCHA KNOW? GET TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND AND HAVE A WHITE NAME AND BE REALLY MEAN TO CHASE
I mean, uh, yeah. Here. Link: www.thehungergamestrickedyou.proboards.com/AND HEY GUESS WHAT? I DECIDED THAT BEING AN RP TUTOR WASN'T A FANCY ENOUGH TITLE. AFTER ALL, IF I DON'T HAVE A FANCY TITLE, YOU WONT HIRE ME AND STUFF.
So I made a list of all the fabulous proboards websites I made that never actually gained more than 20 members or were active for upwards of a month!
www.darkinheritanceorsomething.proboards.com/
www.somesiteaboutanimalmutants.proboards.com/
www.thisonewasabouthorsebackriding.proboards.com/
www.anotherrandomsiteprobablywolves.proboards.com/
www.arentyougladmybffandimadeacraploadofstupidsites?.proboards.com/
Well, none of these got past the coding stage, maybe some char creation, but GUEZ WUT? I WAS ADMIN OR CO ADMIN ON ALL OF THEM. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. FRIGGIN ADMIN. THATS HOW GREAT I AM.
Why should we choose you? Because
a. I have a skittlegun
b. I have a unicorn
c. I am practiced in the art of flying around on my unicorn and shooting people with skittles....SIMULTANEOUSLY, BIZATCHES!
e. I'm a flippin demistaff and junk, so, like, if you don't hire me, I'm going to, like, complain in the cbox for FOREVERRRRRRRR. D8
f. I'll cut a hoe.
i. Pff, who needs tutoring anyway?
m. ORITE THIS IS DA PART WERE I TALK ABOUT HOW IMA BE A GREAT LIE-BERRIAN
o. Kso, first of all, I love lie-berries.
t. Srsly. They're so quiet and filled with books.
x. Oright, site lie-berrian. Ok well, I'm really organized. Unless you count my room, or my desk, or my backpack, or my method of filling the dishwasher, or my method of taking notes, or the way I always mean to make lists of things then forget. Or my multiple binders that always have papers from other classes in, on, and between them. Or my bookcases, or the random notes I have scribbled on assignments for class about what characters I want to make or what plots I want to do. Or pretty much anything else.
But other than that, I'm REALLY organized. I find making lists of people fascinating! Seriously! In all of my copious free time, I find myself thinking "Gee golly, why don't I go make a list of members on THGRPG and organize it chronologically and in alphabetical order and in order of prettiest names?"
Ok, so, I admit, the only thing I've ever made a list of is Luna's threads, and even that is just a mental list, sadly.
z. I CAN USE DA ALPHABETS! I put the 'best' in alphabets!
...Hey guys I changed my mind, I think I wanna be a mod
Roleplay Sample: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! IT SAYS TO PICK ONE! BUT IM SUCH A FABULOUS WRITER HOW COULD I EVER PICK ONE?!?!?!
Look, I know you guys have unlimited time and energy for reading my fantabulous writing, so instead of posting a nice-quality paragraph or something here, I'm going to go find my FIVE LONGEST POSTS EVER and color them AS BRIGHTLY AS POSSIBLE so you don't miss them. Then you can read ALL my brilliant work and you'll HAVE to accept me!
Other: I'd like to reiterate that if you don't accept
PS. I love you.
PPS. I love sucking up more than I love you.
PPPS. Your hair looks AWESOME today! Have I mentioned that? It's so great!
PPPPS. Hire meh pl0zzzz
PPPPPS. Hahahahah 'peepeepeeepeeee'
PPPPPPS. This one was just for moar Ps.
Codeword: muion
Thats a stupid codeword, I sware I red the rules tho.
