Yes, another Omegle convo.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hai
You: OMG
Stranger: OMGZ
Stranger: U TOO?!?!?!
You: Yes/
You: Its like, a condition.
You: Of mental sorts.
You: Its kinda scary.
Stranger: oh gosh
Stranger: then sit down right here
You: I know. Its like, horrible.
You: Ok.

Stranger: *gets the therapist chair ready*
You: Yayyy!
Stranger: Tell me.. what do you see when you close your eyes?
You: I see unicorns.
You: And flying dolphins with big eyes.
Stranger: attack of the robot unicorns eh?
You: And you being eaten by maggots.
Stranger: =/
You: Its quite distrubing.
Stranger: what do YOU think is the source of all these images?
You: My friends the waffles.
You: And Aya.
Stranger: your friends.. the waffles, correct?
You: Aya scares me. She steals benches from homeless people.
Stranger: people like to take advantage of other people
You: Yes, they do.
Stranger: it's in your best interest to stand up against waffles
You: OK. I will try.
Stranger: or to altogether get them out of your life
You: No, I dont want to.
You: Theyre awesome.
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO
You: No.... I DONT.
Stranger: soo. hmm oh it looks like you didn't fill out the name box
Stranger: in therapy registration paper
You: No...
Stranger: *gives you the paper*
You: I didnt.
You: Im Glitter.
Stranger: *gives you a pen*
Stranger: hi glitter
Stranger: I'm Tim
You: Hello Tim.
Stranger: {:-{D
You: OMG. YOU TALK TO THE VOICES TOO?
Stranger: maybe back in middle school
You: *Sighs* GawshDarnit.
Stranger: but now i just talk to myself
You: Yeah, that happens too.
You: I think im going to talk to the waffles and Aya now. Goodbye



And this is why, my friends, omegle is freaking awesome.