Character Hogwarts Houses?

Scutcher Tansy

As the hat fell down around his eyes, Scutcher didn’t envy it the task of picking through the dim swirling fog of his brain. He had trouble enough and he wasn’t made of sackcloth. For one second he worried that the hat wouldn’t be able to see anything at all, that it would open his mouth and there would be nothing but white noise and smoke clouds- That’s not how you really feel? came a muttering in his head. I see you quite easily, Scutcher Tansy.There’s Hufflepuff in you, no doubt about that. You value loyalty and kindness...more than anything else. But I see a Gryffindor, too. Scutcher shifted nervously in his chair, he couldn’t help it, winding his hand around the brim of the hat. He knew the stories of the Gryffindors past. I don’t think I belong there. I’m not brave. Or daring or…anything, right? There are different kinds of bravery, Scutcher. Sometimes it means to speak out. Sometimes it means staying silent. Scutcher wasn’t convinced; everyone at home expected a Hufflepuff- if he was Gryffindor he’d only end up disappointing. No….No. I don’t want to go there. Well…you’ve got the stubbornness, I suppose, better make it- "HUFFLEPUFF".


Della Conagher

What part of her brain was the hat looking inside of? Della had often wondered what corner contained thought and what all those little neurotransmitters firing off dopamine would look like when viewed under a microscope. I suppose magic won’t simply be a good enough answer for you? Della Conagher was faintly amused, smiled a little before she realised just how ridiculous she’d look to an outsider, smiling to herself and a voice in her head, trapped underneath a dusty old hat. Not really. They don’t even teach science here. But it’ll be fun to learn spells…and to blow things up. Yes I saw that natural curiosity in you, your quest for knowledge. I read all about Ravenclaw yeah, figured it’d suit me down to the ground. But you’re a show off. If you had this brain, you’d want to show it off. I have four brains, from four founders. I see a Ravenclaw…and someone who enjoys personal glory- a Slytherin. That is interesting. Are you going to pretend you didn’t know that? I’ll never pretend not to know something, especially when there’s still so much I have to learn. Well said, Della…and with that…I know exactly where you belong-"RAVENCLAW”.

Beckerel Roentgen

He had no idea what he was getting, honestly. The sorting hat was supposed to look deep into his head and pull out what was at the very core of his personality. The only trouble with Beck’s was that he’d spent so long cultivating his outwards persona, pushing that ‘Fake it til you make it’ sense of self until he didn’t even know who he was deep down. Brave like a Gryffindor? Smart like Ravenclaw? Hardworking like a Hufflepuff? Cunning like a Slytherin? It really was impossible. Not for me, chirruped the hat. I know quite clearly where you belong. There are a lot of things that a person can hide, but they never forget, really. And I think you must know too. I really honestly don’t. The boy who collects lost things? Who refuses to let anything go to waste, broken objects can always be mended, spare parts always have a place in the world. When the houses were first set up, Gryffindor took the bravest, Ravenclaw the smartest and Slytherin the most ambitious- but Hufflepuff, she never turned anyone away. Anyone with a kind heart and sense of loyalty had place and so will you in- "HUFFLEPUFF".

Scooter Ramsey

The Scoot would have liked to see one house even try to contain all of this. Though whatever one it was, was gonna be more than happy to have him- as long as it wasn’t the nerd house or the one with all the stupid kids because come on…what the Hell was a Hufflepuff? What he wanted was a house with a good quidditch team so he could whack a ball at people’s heads and not even get in trouble for it. That sounded pretty freaking sweet to Scooter. You’re a tricky one. Salazar Slytherin didn’t set much store by rules and neither do you. I don’t need rules, baby, I’m The Scoot, aint no rules gonna keep me down. I’m not a baby, I’m a hat. Whatever you say ,baby.Could the hat get frustrated and think to itself that it was too old for this business? Because if it could it must have been doing so now, a pause and then a firm. No. Slytherins care too much about self preservation.Self presser-what now? What you need is a positive channel for those traits; your daring and all of that…nerve. I just hope it does you good. “GRYFFINDOR.”

Tallow Tansy

Just get this over with. Tallow muttered the minute the hat was placed on her head. I want Hufflepuff. There was silence for a few minutes and she was convinced that the hat was doing it on purpose, if a brain could sigh exasperatedly hers was doing it. And why, my dear, would I possibly do that? The voice in her head sounded amused. Look, everyone says if I want one, you have to give it to me. I want Hufflepuff. But you don’t. Not really…and Hufflepuff wouldn’t suit you at all.My brother’s in Hufflepuff, I wanna be with him. That’s loyalty…isn’t it? Duh. I thought you were supposed to be good at this. The hat had the nerve to actually chuckle in some dark corner of her mind. A Hufflepuff’s loyalty is selfless. Yours is all about personal gain.Hufflepuff. That would be seven years of your life wasted. You certainly wouldn’t fit with Hufflepuff. What you need is a house to nurture your natural abilities; resourcefulness, intelligence and, quite obviously, a drive to always get what you want.What I WANT is HufflepuffThen, my dear, allow me to give you your first taste of disappointment- "SLYTHERIN".