princess beatdown! [ally&mark]

The only thought running through your sea-logged head as you paddle your way to shore is how bright and colorful the school of exotic fish had looking in the reflection of sunlight on the rippling waves. Oh, what a good swim that had been! Not only were you able to visit with your merfamily, you had also done some Christmas shopping along the way! A new set of fins - diamond encrusted! - and a pair of glittering slippers for your human days. Merry Christmas to you!

Your arms scrape the dry sand, and you manage to pull yourself onto the hot beach before you collapse in exhaustion. The sun beats heavy on your tail, and soon enough the scales wither away to reveal a pair of nicely-shaved legs. Always experimental, you raise one at a time, inspecting every inch of the pale flesh. Perfect, as usual. Of course it would be! You're Ariel, everything goes perfect for you-

There, out of the corner of your eye you catch a faint glimpse of silk. You've banned silk around the quarters, your help are only allowed to wear tweed and cotton! That must mean- but the others wouldn't dare intrude into your story? And there again! And finally a dawn of recognition hits. "Mulan! Isn't it bad enough I have to see you every year for Disney Channel's Princess Christmas Special? Now you just get to pop in whenever you feel like it? Jeez, when are you going to realize, you aren't a damn princess! You can't just waltz in whenever you feel like!" Feeling your way through the sand, you pluck a vibrant pink seashell from the bunch. Gracefully hitting it against a boulder to your right, you nod in contentment at the makeshift throwing star. "Now scram, b****!"

Mulan; Thrown Knife Sea Star
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9176: Miss (Sea Star Lost); 0 damage and loss of sea star