FIRED UP B*****!! -closed-

You hear a sound and try to reach for the bottel that now seems to have rolled a thousand years away, you sigh, ggetting a mouthful of vomit, ut this time you don't seem to mind. it's odd how quickly you had grown to enjoy the smell, as thoughit was one with you, then you feel your heart break. YOU WERE WRONG! you were one with your bottel. the bottle you loved-

"Siht!S" you slurr out, your word a bit muddeled. you feel the pian as a "spear", come flying at you. you stare at it your head pundin. "what the Fuck?" you whisper as you reach for you bottel and smash it into shards leaving you with a handy weapon. "It's on like DonkeyKong!" you scarem you words slurring together.

You just get up and suddenly your attacked... but in a verty different way than you would have expected. This crazy chick runs up to you and plants a kiss on your chhek. for a moment you think that maybe you liked the kiss. but then you flip. she attacked you then kissed you. What the fuck? Then she tries this act, with these other two people attacking her, you thought you might just sit back in the shadows and whatch... but then you burst, your alcolo taking full effect, you run upto the girl that had kissed you, and play cheesy back. two can play that game. you think as you you give her a playfull slapon her roasting buns.