League of Extraordinary Screw-ups

Deep in the heart of the Capitol’s most dangerous neighborhoods walks a crew of death-defying desperados. Their fearless acts of criminal outrage are devised with unprecedented skill and panache. They have tattoos to rival even the most hardened of ink addicts. Piercings that would make grown men tremble in dread! They stalk the alleys of the underworld, plotting, devising such schemes that law-abiding citizens hide under their beds and in closets, wetting their pants in pure terror!!! …and they manage it all with perfectly styled hair!!!11!

Nothing can stop them, nothing I say! Bwahahahaha!!

Wait…umm…is that their moms calling? Oh damn. I guess it’s dinnertime.

You get off lightly today, fair Capitol. You live, spared by the supreme mercy shown only in extreme circumstances by this battalion of brigands…this assortment of cutthroat convicts…this band of dastardly delinquents and punks of putrescence…

But mooooom, that stick on tattoo cost a whole week’s allowance!! Ow! The clip on earring is stuck! And my hair looks cool this way…

*clears throat*

The Alphas are a motley group of pampered rich kids. Bored with their upper-echelon lives, and parents who mingle in the most refined societies, they banded together to form a super secret gang. Their identities are masked by outrageous code names and ludicrous costumes. They sneak out at night to perform cool and rebellious acts of crime, most of which end in pathetic (and highly amusing) failures.

Do you fancy yourself a whit? Have a flair for the comedic? Or do you just like to roleplay a complete loser? Then this is the plot for you! Come one and all, submit your dreams and let us judge their preposterousness!



Each application should include:

1) Character Name
2) Code Name
3) Possible FC
4) RP sample
5) Ideas for character development