Zoë wants your testimonials, plz!

when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. he said son when you grow up, you won't be able to get a kiwi to get inside your pants. well all my poor old life I've tried to seduce some lonely kiwi, but it just never worked. and now that i've met you i've found that kiwis are pretty easy, and now you're preggers too.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~

Well, hm... This is harder then I thought. But to be honest when I first came on here you were one of the first people I saw in the c-box. And I was like "Oh." Like Oh someone named Zoe xD. But then as I started going on here more then I started to talk to you a little. Saying hello and friendly stuff. To sum it up, you are pretty awesome xD

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Zoe... How do I begin to explain Zoe?

Zoe is flawless.
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials.... in New Zealand.
Her favorite person is Chelsey obviously
One time she met Josh Hutcherson on a plane
and he told her she was pretty.
one time we rped.... it was awesome.

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zoe is too innocent but she's perfect