Heat of Life (Aya)
May 25, 2012 22:04:51 GMT -5
Post by Snakebird on May 25, 2012 22:04:51 GMT -5
The first day of training is so much fun. I get to be let loose in a room full of weapons. Unfortunately, all of these weapons have been dulled down completely so that I can't eliminate any of the competition before the Games begin. I bet I could bludgeon someone to death if I hit them with it hard enough, but that could take some time. I run around the center, basking in the glory of the different stations. Some of them look useful, but others look just plain stupid. Who would take a station on being able to walk longer distances. All you would have to do is just walk farther, drink water, and keep going. If you aren't a little bitch, you should be able to make it across the arena in a few days. That's called being a tough guy like myself. I could do a ton of stuff that these other losers couldn't do. I'm so amazing compared to the other tributes.
I spend some time at the edible plants station, but I don't learn anything. I never really liked plants. They taste too bland. I like my food to taste seasoned, and I've never been able to taste that with vegetables. Meat just absorbs flavor, kind of like a sponge. Or is it a starfish that absorbs stuff. It has to be a sponge, thats what my mom uses to clean the table off. I end up accidently putting poison ivy in my mouth, and they send me away, because its obviously pointless for me to try and learn that. Instead I head over to a station that I might be good at: Hand-to-Hand Combat.
A girl is there, and she looks like a total badass, and a solid 8 on my scale. Tall for a girl, but she isn't as tall as me. Blonde hair falls down to around her shoulders, and it is accompanied by two very attractive eyes. I would like to see those eyes looking up at me while... Um, must stop trying to think bad things. She moves with purpose, and everything she does is going exactly the way she wants it to happen. She could be my ally. I could sleep with her too. Allies with benefits, like friends with benefits, except we're trying to not die while we have sex.
I strut over to the station, exuding my personal brand of manly confidence. I have the most swagger of anyone in District Two. Even the mayor can't match my confidence and sense of bravado. I exceed the mayor in the amount of confidence I have. I should be the mayor when I return. That would help me get bitches. Being a victor, mayor, and having devilishly good looks is the trifecta. Out of my good eye, I see the girl finish sparring. “Hey, blondie!” I yell, trying to catch her attention. “Watch this!” I jump into the ring, and face off against the trainer. I rush him, and throw a right hook to the jaw. It connects, and he flies backwards. I might have forgotten to call go, so it probably wasn't what people would call fair. In a real fight, no one calls go, so this idiot better have his guard up at all times. I circle behind him, and put him in a sleeper hold before he can recover from the punch. He's on the ground unconscious in a few seconds. I shout to her, “You should save those light hits of yours for the bedroom, this is how you really fight!” With a wink and a smirk, I hop out of the ring and walk over to her.