DEAR KOLT [or, south and ele's craziest idea yet]

Got a problem? Parents getting you down? Worried about stuff going on at school? Need some outside perspective? Contemplating writing to Dear Abby?

STOP RIGHT THERE.

Why bother writing to stuffy people in the paper when you can get the hip, experienced, and (somewhat) intelligent advice of none other than HGRPG's very own Kaelen Dempsey and Colt Hanlon?

Recently for giggles, a Q&A video of Kaelen and Colt's video response were released onto the internet, and now in a tide of generosity (AKA Colt bitching at Kae that they need to give back to the community that has supported them since their beginnings), they have decided to open a video advice column in which they take YOUR letters and formulate the best advice to help you out.

-HOW IT WORKS-

Leave your letters in this thread, talking about whatever problems you may have - issues with a significant other, friend troubles, your cat refusing to stop sleeping on your head - no issue is out of bounds. Roughly once a week, three or four letters will be compiled into a video and posted here, as well a a brief Q&A period at the end of each video (which means you can feel free to submit questions as well). You can address you letter to either of the boys or both of them.

Examples:

Dear Colt,

My boyfriend's been a real jerk lately. He'll go for days without texting me, won't respond to my calls, and acts like he doesn't even know me in public. I love him and he's very sweet to me when we're together and alone, but I don't know how much longer I can deal with this. Should I break it off?

Loveless in Lancaster

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Dear Boys,

I've been having huge issues with this clique at school. It started off as just stupid teasing, but now it's gotten to the point where they're really hurting my feelings, and they never seem to stop. I don't want to seem like a tattletale and I don't even think the teachers could do anything if I told them, so what do I do?

Nerdy in Nantucket

Your letter will be read in one of the videos, and the boy you addressed your letter to (or both of them, if you addressed it to both) will give their take on the situation and offer advice. Simple as that. Just type out your letters below and let the advice-giving begin!

-DISCLAIMER-

ANY ADVICE GIVEN ON THE VIDEOS SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GIGANTIC GRAIN OF SALT. After all, you're asking advice from a sociopathic serial killer and a dypraxic basket case that hardly knows which way is up. Also, if you haven't figured it out, it's actually South and Elegant in costumes acting like morons. By and large, it's a joke, but we will try to incorporate some genuine advice in there.

-THE FORM-

[blockquote][size=1][i]Dear [insert addressee here],

Put the body of your letter here.

Signed,
Your name or a nickname or whatever[/i]

QUESTIONS: Put any questions you want to see in the Q&A portion here.[/size][/blockquote]