let me tell you something about wonder....

NO THIS IS NOT A DAY LATE IT'S THE 4TH HERE OK DEAL WITH IT


He's so pathetic!

We were best friends on the site. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in August, I started talking to Hannah/Pika who is totally gorgeous but then she got grounded, and Sam was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow her off to skype with Hannah, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my tribute party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sam, I can't invite Peri, because I think he's a dude." I mean I couldn't have a guy trib at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a BOY. So then Lulu called Aya and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the site because no one would thread with him, and he came back in the fall for the Games, all of Peri's hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess it's his birthday.

Basically, happy birthday you slut<3

Also my family says happy birthday, too.

Have an awesome day riding moose or whatever you do in Canada ok

xoxo, gossip girl

<3