The Name [Contest]

You guys, I need a name for my unnamed Gamemaker.

His last name is Whip.

I need a first name.

The person who can come up with the most bizarre/creative first name (that I like) wins. Post your ideas here.

Please help. xD

I don't know what the prize will be (I'm broke), but if you win just ask and I can make something for you or help you with something in the future, like tribsitting or anything that you can basically think of that's reasonable.

That's it. Be creative.

please help, oh my god somebody please post here I am not kidding.