241 ways the world could have ended..
Dec 21, 2012 3:33:25 GMT -5
Post by ali on Dec 21, 2012 3:33:25 GMT -5
So me and my friends had nothing to do we did but we procrastinated with this and so we made a list of ways the world could have ended. There were more but some were offensive and rude so I removed them, but that was only like 5 of the ones on the list! Enjoy!
(note, they get less serious as you go along and some are inside jokes between us that I'm sharing them with you)
247 Ways the world could end
1. Asteroid impact
2. Solar Flares
3. Dinosaurs
4. Mass Suicide
5. Super Volcano
6. Zombies
7. Alien invasion
8. Matrix
9. Sky net
10. THE EVENT
11. Hell
12. The rapture
13. War Of The Worlds
14. Floods
15. Day after tomorrow
16. Earthquakes
17. Black hole
18. Pokémon
19. The core
20. The moon crashes into us
21. We break away from the sun
22. We flip upside down
23. We fall into sun
24. Ganondorf
25. Earth explodes
26. Nuclear Apocalypse
27. Planet X
28. James Bond villain steals sun
29. Dragons
30. Stealing moon
31. Ice age
32. Icicles fall of Pluto and rip the planet apart
33. Robot Santa
34. Voldemort
35. Justin Bieber fans slaughter us all
36. Cats take over
37. Daybreak
38. Perfect 12 becomes power hungry
39. The thing goes psycho
40. Chuck Norris Dies
41. World War 3
42. Robots
43. Y2K
44. Virus takes over internet
45. Brain washing (plankton style)
46. Someone turns off the simulator we’re living
47. Spider hat takes over
48. Mutants
49. League of Legends becomes real
50. Aliens blow up planet
51. Sun explodes
52. Universe implodes
53. PETA kills us all
54. Galafrey
55. Intergalactic snooker game gets out of hand
56. Golf games gets out of hand
57. Wilten returns
58. Skylar kills us all
59. Scooby-doo universe comes true
60. TARDIS explodes
61. The stars go out
62. Space titanic crashes into earth
63. Daleks invade
64. Slitheen
65. Cybermen
66. Weeping Angels kill us all
67. Snowmen take over the world
68. Titans escape
69. Legion
70. The painting comes alive
71. Day of the Triffids
72. Juno gets pissed
73. Gone happens
74. 60 minute war
75. Trees come to life
76. Sauruman returns
77. Narnia universe crashes into ours and we all die
78. Nuns with guns
79. Ragnarök
80. The guy off Thor
81. Cloverfield
82. Twilight Fans kill us all
83. RELEASE THE KRAKEN
84. Loch Ness monster eats us all
85. The Mummy
86. War against the undead
87. Dolphins take over the world
88. Two factories of Twix go to war and kill everyone
89. Toys take over the world
90. Mind control goo
91. Brain slugs
92. Tibbers gets pissed
93. Slender kills us off
94. Paradoxical knock knock joke
95. Sheldon cooper gets hold of uranium
96. Earth dissolves
97. The earth crust disappears and we all die
98. Earth gets eaten
99. We all just vanish
100. Never wake up
101. Attack of the paper chains
102. PENGUINS
103. 102 Dalmatians
104. That prick on TV makes a sequel to Casablanca
105. Tecashi castle goes global
106. Final Destination goes fucked
107. Giant maze that makes everyone gets lost
108. We go into limbo
109. Global game of limbo goes violent
110. Game of “how many people can die at once”
111. Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber make a collab
112. Hot girl problems goes to number 1
113. Santa delivers us bombs
114. Obese people flatten us
115. Skyline
116. Staypuff man kills us
117. Everyone loses their hair
118. Science breaks
119. Water becomes Acid and we all die
120. We take on the next evolutionary stage
121. North and South Pole flips and we die
122. All the rubbish in space falls to earth
123. Second giant flood (minus Noah’s Ark)
124. Freeze the world
125. We blow ourselves up
126. Giant game of Jumaji
127. Mass Murdering Incan
128. Rudolf explodes (it’s a nuke)
129. Internet shuts down
130. Medusa kills us
131. We invade another planet and fails
132. Animals learn to talk and request equal rights
133. Killer Christmas trees
134. Spirit World turns us into pigs
135. Seawise giants kills us all
136. Pirates
137. We’re enslaved by iPods
138. Giant Bomber man
139. Time collapses
140. Fee gets pissed
141. Twilight zone becomes world
142. William Shatner creates another album
143. Deer God falls into lake and we die
144. Browser
145. King DDD destroys the world
146. Morgan Freeman orders the penguins to kill us
147. We get electrocuted
148. Bacon kills us
149. Creepers become real
150. Boris Johnson becomes emperor of the world
151. Tough Men’s moustache kills us
152. All the woman PMS at once
153. AIDS
154. Obesity
155. Gorons attack
156. Giant Choo-Choo
157. David Attenborough dies
158. Barty
159. We run out oxygen
160. Mega tsunami
161. Thor throws down his hammer
162. Everyone loses the plot
163. Rage
164. Body hair becomes alive and kills us
165. Giant alien sneezes
166. 42
167. Behemoth
168. Groose becomes a transvestite
169. Someone recites the entirety of Pi
170. Harry Potter loses the plot
171. Snowflakes turn into lava
172. Everyone’s mouths are sealed shut
173. Famine
174. Facebook shuts down
175. Poisonous gas
176. Another plague
177. Smallpox returns
178. Contagion
179. Giant magnifying glass starts burning the earth
180. Sean gets hold of uranium
181. The world runs out of Coffee
182. Adam whips his hair back and forth
183. Willow Smith release another song
184. Skinny Jean shortage
185. 1D kill us all
186. Space invaders
187. Everyone goes under the sea and drowns
188. We all become happy
189. Na'vi attack us
190. We become perfect
191. Time machine
192. Orc invasion
193. Dwemmer kill us
194. Rainbow Unicorn
195. Massive Mosh pit
196. Spartans return
197. INTERGALATIC COUNTDOWN
198. Killer Fog
199. Tasha loses control
200. They make a Batman and Robin two
201. Golden Army returns
202. Spontaneous dancing
203. Neutrino mutate
204. Drake and Josh return
205. Cookie monster eat us
206. Boo
207. Hell freezes over
208. World war 4
209. Adam being happy
210. Hunger Games becomes real
211. Alien on Robs Pizza
212. We all become possessed
213. Ninjas
214. Drakowerepire
215. Compare the Meer cats shuts down
216. Meer cat dies
217. Gravity fails
218. We die of depression
219. Sharks live on land
220. Every turns into Jelly
221. Huge Supernova fries us
222. SAW happens
223. We are a fruit pastel
224. God did it
225. Black Sheep
226. Everyone trips over and causes the earth implode
227. Firefox
228. 1 alien kills us all
229. We fall off the turtle
230. Skunks invade
231. World turns into Twilight
232. World turns into spirit trial with unlimited tears to collect
233. Everyone cries to death
234. Princess Diabetes runs out of sugar
235. Death by laughter
236. We get rubbed out
237. Katherine’s Chin
238. Spiders lay eggs in peoples thighs
239. Dana becomes tall
240. We all turn into Fruit pastels
241. All of the above
(note, they get less serious as you go along and some are inside jokes between us that I'm sharing them with you)
247 Ways the world could end
1. Asteroid impact
2. Solar Flares
3. Dinosaurs
4. Mass Suicide
5. Super Volcano
6. Zombies
7. Alien invasion
8. Matrix
9. Sky net
10. THE EVENT
11. Hell
12. The rapture
13. War Of The Worlds
14. Floods
15. Day after tomorrow
16. Earthquakes
17. Black hole
18. Pokémon
19. The core
20. The moon crashes into us
21. We break away from the sun
22. We flip upside down
23. We fall into sun
24. Ganondorf
25. Earth explodes
26. Nuclear Apocalypse
27. Planet X
28. James Bond villain steals sun
29. Dragons
30. Stealing moon
31. Ice age
32. Icicles fall of Pluto and rip the planet apart
33. Robot Santa
34. Voldemort
35. Justin Bieber fans slaughter us all
36. Cats take over
37. Daybreak
38. Perfect 12 becomes power hungry
39. The thing goes psycho
40. Chuck Norris Dies
41. World War 3
42. Robots
43. Y2K
44. Virus takes over internet
45. Brain washing (plankton style)
46. Someone turns off the simulator we’re living
47. Spider hat takes over
48. Mutants
49. League of Legends becomes real
50. Aliens blow up planet
51. Sun explodes
52. Universe implodes
53. PETA kills us all
54. Galafrey
55. Intergalactic snooker game gets out of hand
56. Golf games gets out of hand
57. Wilten returns
58. Skylar kills us all
59. Scooby-doo universe comes true
60. TARDIS explodes
61. The stars go out
62. Space titanic crashes into earth
63. Daleks invade
64. Slitheen
65. Cybermen
66. Weeping Angels kill us all
67. Snowmen take over the world
68. Titans escape
69. Legion
70. The painting comes alive
71. Day of the Triffids
72. Juno gets pissed
73. Gone happens
74. 60 minute war
75. Trees come to life
76. Sauruman returns
77. Narnia universe crashes into ours and we all die
78. Nuns with guns
79. Ragnarök
80. The guy off Thor
81. Cloverfield
82. Twilight Fans kill us all
83. RELEASE THE KRAKEN
84. Loch Ness monster eats us all
85. The Mummy
86. War against the undead
87. Dolphins take over the world
88. Two factories of Twix go to war and kill everyone
89. Toys take over the world
90. Mind control goo
91. Brain slugs
92. Tibbers gets pissed
93. Slender kills us off
94. Paradoxical knock knock joke
95. Sheldon cooper gets hold of uranium
96. Earth dissolves
97. The earth crust disappears and we all die
98. Earth gets eaten
99. We all just vanish
100. Never wake up
101. Attack of the paper chains
102. PENGUINS
103. 102 Dalmatians
104. That prick on TV makes a sequel to Casablanca
105. Tecashi castle goes global
106. Final Destination goes fucked
107. Giant maze that makes everyone gets lost
108. We go into limbo
109. Global game of limbo goes violent
110. Game of “how many people can die at once”
111. Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber make a collab
112. Hot girl problems goes to number 1
113. Santa delivers us bombs
114. Obese people flatten us
115. Skyline
116. Staypuff man kills us
117. Everyone loses their hair
118. Science breaks
119. Water becomes Acid and we all die
120. We take on the next evolutionary stage
121. North and South Pole flips and we die
122. All the rubbish in space falls to earth
123. Second giant flood (minus Noah’s Ark)
124. Freeze the world
125. We blow ourselves up
126. Giant game of Jumaji
127. Mass Murdering Incan
128. Rudolf explodes (it’s a nuke)
129. Internet shuts down
130. Medusa kills us
131. We invade another planet and fails
132. Animals learn to talk and request equal rights
133. Killer Christmas trees
134. Spirit World turns us into pigs
135. Seawise giants kills us all
136. Pirates
137. We’re enslaved by iPods
138. Giant Bomber man
139. Time collapses
140. Fee gets pissed
141. Twilight zone becomes world
142. William Shatner creates another album
143. Deer God falls into lake and we die
144. Browser
145. King DDD destroys the world
146. Morgan Freeman orders the penguins to kill us
147. We get electrocuted
148. Bacon kills us
149. Creepers become real
150. Boris Johnson becomes emperor of the world
151. Tough Men’s moustache kills us
152. All the woman PMS at once
153. AIDS
154. Obesity
155. Gorons attack
156. Giant Choo-Choo
157. David Attenborough dies
158. Barty
159. We run out oxygen
160. Mega tsunami
161. Thor throws down his hammer
162. Everyone loses the plot
163. Rage
164. Body hair becomes alive and kills us
165. Giant alien sneezes
166. 42
167. Behemoth
168. Groose becomes a transvestite
169. Someone recites the entirety of Pi
170. Harry Potter loses the plot
171. Snowflakes turn into lava
172. Everyone’s mouths are sealed shut
173. Famine
174. Facebook shuts down
175. Poisonous gas
176. Another plague
177. Smallpox returns
178. Contagion
179. Giant magnifying glass starts burning the earth
180. Sean gets hold of uranium
181. The world runs out of Coffee
182. Adam whips his hair back and forth
183. Willow Smith release another song
184. Skinny Jean shortage
185. 1D kill us all
186. Space invaders
187. Everyone goes under the sea and drowns
188. We all become happy
189. Na'vi attack us
190. We become perfect
191. Time machine
192. Orc invasion
193. Dwemmer kill us
194. Rainbow Unicorn
195. Massive Mosh pit
196. Spartans return
197. INTERGALATIC COUNTDOWN
198. Killer Fog
199. Tasha loses control
200. They make a Batman and Robin two
201. Golden Army returns
202. Spontaneous dancing
203. Neutrino mutate
204. Drake and Josh return
205. Cookie monster eat us
206. Boo
207. Hell freezes over
208. World war 4
209. Adam being happy
210. Hunger Games becomes real
211. Alien on Robs Pizza
212. We all become possessed
213. Ninjas
214. Drakowerepire
215. Compare the Meer cats shuts down
216. Meer cat dies
217. Gravity fails
218. We die of depression
219. Sharks live on land
220. Every turns into Jelly
221. Huge Supernova fries us
222. SAW happens
223. We are a fruit pastel
224. God did it
225. Black Sheep
226. Everyone trips over and causes the earth implode
227. Firefox
228. 1 alien kills us all
229. We fall off the turtle
230. Skunks invade
231. World turns into Twilight
232. World turns into spirit trial with unlimited tears to collect
233. Everyone cries to death
234. Princess Diabetes runs out of sugar
235. Death by laughter
236. We get rubbed out
237. Katherine’s Chin
238. Spiders lay eggs in peoples thighs
239. Dana becomes tall
240. We all turn into Fruit pastels
241. All of the above
