Noah, the Fearless [a lulzy almost-post]

Once upon a time, there was a boy.
He was no mere boy, though.
No, he was destined to become the Snake King.
He realized his fate when in a pit of his subjects-to-be.
Daringly, he faced their vindictive stares and careless hisses.
He smote them, striking their strongest warriors and capturing them.
Fearless, he took his captives and trekked across the Arena to reclaim the greatest snake that ever got away: the Keeniconda.
He searched tirelessly, turning over every last foul inhabitant of his land for traces of its illusive fire.
When he began to think all hope was lost...
He found it.
He found it in the last place that should have been possible; the least likely habitat for it's dwelling: a Cave.
Keenicondas never go in Caves and the king was confused and angered by this so he strode forward.
The Snake King is fearless and he will conquer.
The Keeniconda shall be tamed.

NOTE: This was almost actually posted on day one, but then it wasn't but I just have to put this out there because lulz. HI PYTHON I LOVE YOU.