Experiments [Dee]
Sept 19, 2010 2:05:39 GMT -5
Post by The Doctor on Sept 19, 2010 2:05:39 GMT -5
Zephyr Estrella
A poof of smoke blasted through my nostrils. It filled my eyes my and covered my face with a black soot. I coughed trying to clear my lungs of the horrible stuff. I coughed once, twice, three times. After successfully wiping the horrible blackness on my face off I picked up a worn notebook.
"Lets see I put three teaspoons of salt in the mixture, and four teaspoons of katniss into it. I applied eat and it blew up in my face..." I paused and scratched my head that was full of wild hair. I picked up the katniss plant. I sniffed it. Yep definitely a katniss plant. I picked up the salt container and sniffed it.
"Alright this isn't salt." I said as my nose began to bled. I picked up the container and read the dirty label. It clearly said SALT. 'this makes as much sense as..."
I looked across my laboratory. I've discovered hundreds of new medications, new procedures, and new body enhancement drugs. But I could not figure out how to stay clean. Dirt and dust covered hundreds of books and unused vials. There was a weird red liquid dripping from the ceiling that had been there for months. I had no idea where the hell it came from. I constantly had a rat problem. But these rats were not like normal rats. If they had less than three heads it was an oddity.
I looked down on my notes. There were arrows pointing in hundreds of directions, words that didn't make any sense.... Since when did gnarlfurgit become a word..? And why was it circled hundreds of times?
I picked up the vial of salt. It was dirty, dirtier then those nasty six headed rats that were currently snaking of six pieces of cheese behind me. Where did he get the cheese? I gave it to him. i named him Steve and I kinda like him.
I blew on the vial and realized it didn't say Salt..but instead it said saltPETER. I shook my head and realized I needed an assistant, or an apprentice fast.
I made a handwritten note and walked to the districts bulletin board. I stock the small hastily made note on the board and returned home.
"NEED an Assistant, Apprentice, Friend. MUST NOT BE AFRAID OF SIX HEADED RATS. Must be able to clean.
I will pay very very well.
Seriously money isn't a problem.
I mean like really.
also bring six pieces of cheese"