I am New. How do you do?

Hello! I am really new to the whole concept of roleplaying. I am determined to stick to this, because something exciting will happen every so often. I'm not expecting to grow bored of this site, and I am hoping I don't. I never really stay on one roleplaying site for very long, because I never actually get past the character creation stage most of the time. But now I have. And Now I have a Capitol Character. So if anyone wants to Roleplay with me, I'd be more than happy to. I think I should tell you the RP themes I don't like rather than the ones I do, because It's too long. Urgh! I hate to sound like a prissy-priss or demanding, but there is no other place to do it, it seems...

I don't like:

Romantic-ness (short kissing and hugging is okay, but no more k+h than a PG. Seriously, I hate romantics. But I'm okay with relationships, just not romantic ones. Fun ones are okay.... Perhaps I over-explained this...)

Sad or Slave with a Master themes. I don't like the Idea of an Avox with a cruel master. Nice 'masters' are okay. I don't like overly sad things either. Like every day, someone dies, unless it's realistic or suitable. (like a plague or actually being in the hunger games)

Unrealistic-ness. If you are a Capitolite, you should be extravagant and not knowing of how the HGs are sick and twisted. It's okay if you have a bit of lee-way, like you cry at someone's death every so often, or you don't have tattoos or dyed hair, but absolutely hating the games and being as dull as ditch water, I probably won't want to RP with you.

People lacking grammar. I'm okay with a little mistake on a tricky word, but you shouldn't be mixing the 'your, yore and you're's up or the 'there, their and they're's up either. Capitalize your 'I's and beginnings of a sentence, and finish them with a full stop. That's what I expect. I knew all of this when I was ten, and so did the rest of my class. Come on, it's not that hard. And also, please use apostrophes. I also know that most of you DO have very good grammar, just please, I feel embarrassed if I have to correct you. Because you know I will.

I am sounding so demanding, it irritates even me in ways I do not understand.
So on with the list.... Hey! That's it! Maybe I'm not so demanding after all! Well, thanks for reading, and I hope to have fun here. Lots of it. Yes, I am slightly weird, but frankly, ery'body's got a lil' weird in 'em. And I ave also noticed that other people are weird too. So it's not that bad. Feel free to ask me for a roleplay! Bye bye.

I am, yours sincerely,

Eva Overbee

Wow, i just read that through and boy, I sound cocky. Sorry! I just feel so odd, demanding all of this when I'm a newbie...