to pass the time [Emsrocks]

"you severed my thumb you butt monkey!!"

attacks emsrocks with axe
[dice=200+11000]
[severed left hand at wrist 8.5 damage]

my damage: 8.5

I stick out my tongue before a stinging pain goes through my neck and it bleeds freely. "ummm...ouch do you mind"

attacks emsrocks with axe
[dice=200+11000]
[severed right ear 8.0 damage]
my damage: 18.5

"that hurt soooo much" I say sarcastically

attacks emsrocks with axe
[dice=200+11000]
[miss 0.0 damage damnit]
my damage: 22

I growl, "I meant to do that"

attacks Emsrocks with axe
[dice=200+11000]
[shallow cut on back of head 4.5 damage]
my damage: 25.5
it would appear that now we are going to fight each other and hack each other to bits with shallow cuts lol

I block the knife "not so fast"

attacks emsrocks with axe
[dice=200+11000]
[shallow cut on left thigh 3.5 damage]
my damage:25.5
death by shallow cuts it is then