Frabbling jellyjars!

Do I have your attention yet?

No?

Well. You suck. Because I'm back.

Without a brand new track and fully equipped with piles of homework that could be weighted to the bottom of the Marianna's Trench and still not drown. No lie. I'm looking into investing in the project of proving it myself, but until then, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Basically the point is this:

I AM ALIVE!

(Insert additional exclamation marks based on how excited you are about this information. Or not. You could just reply with something like "Arsenic does the trick" or "I can be over there with a mace sometime soon." If that's your thing.)

Apparently back and 99% more sassy.

I blame pumpkin spice lattes.

And this has gotten long. SO. With that awful rambling that I'm sure will make you all wonder why you ever missed me, if you even did, ADIEU.

(Basically I have some free time on my hands again, but the key word here is some. I'll try to get back to all of you lovelies as much as possible though, but school's awful sometimes. *u*)