Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay]

loren
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Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay] Nov 11, 2013 2:58:18 GMT -5

Post by loren on Nov 11, 2013 2:58:18 GMT -5

ASKED A GIRL WHAT SHE WANTED TO BE
THREE FEET TALL, HER NAME WAS CHELSEY
I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS, MARRY PAUL MCCARTNEY
THEN I'LL KILL HIS ASS AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY

THEN BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR
DRIVE FAST 'CAUSE WE GOTTA GO FAR
THE COPS WANNA PUT ME BEHIND BARS
AND I WAS LIKE, "F*CK YOU"

~BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP, YEAH~

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so lonely trying to be yours when you're looking for so much more

chelsey
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Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay] Nov 11, 2013 3:25:17 GMT -5

Post by chelsey on Nov 11, 2013 3:25:17 GMT -5

as lauren was hit in the face by chelsey, again, who was recklessly driving a car, her rage bubbled beneath her flesh like hot water and she assumed her transformation pose next to a statue of an old native american man. "REMEMBER THE ALAMOOOOO" she cried as she ran toward chelsey with a club.

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"Isn't this the point of being young?"

^ bless avalon's soul ^

loren
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Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay] Nov 11, 2013 3:37:53 GMT -5

Post by loren on Nov 11, 2013 3:37:53 GMT -5

A strange version of Lauren ~~that seemed like it was IN THE FCKING EIGHTH GRADE LET IT GO WE ALL LOOKED STUPID AND MADE BAD CHOICES THEN GOD CHELSEY LIKE YOU'RE PERFECT~~ came at me with a club. She then screamed something completely historically inaccurate and rather racist before attacking me, luckily I had my trusty journal in my pocket and flung it at her face.

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so lonely trying to be yours when you're looking for so much more

chelsey
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Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay] Nov 11, 2013 3:43:31 GMT -5

Post by chelsey on Nov 11, 2013 3:43:31 GMT -5

when the journal touched lauren's face, she felt all its chaotic energy ripple into her flesh and tear at her face. she could hear the drops of it blood as it fell onto the ground beneath her feet. "I HATE THIS JOURNALLLLLLLLLLL wtf when did u take a picture of this in my room u fucking creep i hate u go sleep with satan i hope his prickly wiggly wig infects your uterus with an alien that will rip open your stomach and devour your corpse. cunt." WAS HER MAJESTIC BATTLE CRY.

in an attempt to calm herself, she sat on the ground and meditated. she took out her handy dandy bubbles and blew some into the breezy atmosphere. at that moment, lauren realized life must go on, even if annoying bitchass cunts sometimes pop her bubble. she then proceeded to use her club and hit chelsey again.

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"Isn't this the point of being young?"

^ bless avalon's soul ^

loren
Merchant

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last seen May 16, 2016 19:12:23 GMT -5

Baby You Can Drive My Car [chalsay] Nov 11, 2013 4:14:40 GMT -5

Post by loren on Nov 11, 2013 4:14:40 GMT -5

I knew the instant I threw the journal I had made a dire mistake. Not truly, because I'm rather basic and inferior to Loren's endless intellect regarding Game of Thrones quotes and how to fcking pronounce ethnic words correctly and her naturally glossy locks that pool into soft waves that the mere sight of set my loins on fire and make my heart yearn for her, but I'd like to believe I did. Really, I got scared shitless when Loren belted out a note that would put Mariah Carey and Adele's lovechild to shame.

She suddenly sat and meditated, causing me to believe errythang was all good in the hood when I found myself surrounded by a sea of bubbles. However, ~~everything changed when the fire nation attacked.~~ once I felt the raw power of her club shatter my shin, I thought maybe she might've not appreciated me throwing a book of my erotic fanfiction at her.

So I made my face look like an angry butthole and charged, because Lauren can break my heart with her devastating goodlooks and charismatic persona and never-failing sense of humor, but no bitch breaks my shin.

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so lonely trying to be yours when you're looking for so much more