herpaderp [cat toe, ems sux, pythong, megadoodle]

lol peasants

[attacks ems - flaming knife]
[dice=200+2000]
Shallow Cut on Right Hip -- 3.5 damage

[dice=50]
ugh

u smell like pudding do you have any pudding?

i think dis guy liked pudding once idk

[attacks cato with severed head woops]
[dice=200+8000]
[Miss (lost projectile) -- 0.0 damage]

damage: 0

lol we suck

[attacks ems - knife]
[dice=200+2000]
Miss -- 0.0 damage

WOW

lol bitch u shallow cut me. imma attack you with my sword just you wait!

[attacks cato with unlit sword (cuz I set da knife on fire on accident yo)]
[dice=200+1000]
[Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5 damage]

damage: 3.5

i s2g if i miss or sc again

[attacks ems - knife]
[dice=200+2000]
Deep Gash on Left Bicep -- 8.0 damage

oh hey

woah, woah, woah, we agreed to a nice friendly fight. right? RIGHT?

[attacks cato with a fiery knife]
[dice=200+2000]
[ Deep Gash on Left Calf -- 8.0 damage, +1 blades, 9.0]

[dice=50]
[2 damage]

current damage: 3.5