the seal vs the pelican

MY NAME IS NIGEL AND I AM A PELICAN

GET IN MY MOUTH IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13094 -- Shallow Cut on Back of Head -- 4.5

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SEAL DOIN I WAS JUST MINDIN MY OWN BUSINESS AND HERE IT COMES SWINGIN THIS DAMN SWORD AT ME

WELL I DUN LIKE YOU NEITHER YOU SEAL

OWW STOP HITTING ME

[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13193 -- Severed Left Calf at Knee -- 9.0

WHAT NOW YA RAGIN SEA LION

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I GOT YER FLIPPY-FLOPPIES

[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13032 -- Deep Gash on Chest -- 9.5

whY THE HELL WASN'T I GETTING THESE DICE ROLLS IN THE GAMES


idk my damage atm too much math

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i thought we were friends too

but i was sadly mistaken

seals and pelicans cannot be friends


[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13088 -- Shallow Cut on Right Thigh -- 3.5

well there goes my roll

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just because i thought to put "hahhaahhaha" i'm probably gonna miss

[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13196 -- Severed Right Forearm at Elbow -- 9


[pelican damage: 20.5]

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oops x:


[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13151 -- Miss -- 0.0



[pelican damage: 20.5]

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aahhhhhh my streak is broookkeeennnnn


[attacks seal - glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
13040 -- Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5


[pelican damage: 24]

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