FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5]

Raseri
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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 16, 2013 21:40:05 GMT -5

Post by Raseri on Jun 16, 2013 21:40:05 GMT -5

So I've got this treasure chest behind me, and I'm not gonna tell y'all what's in it, but we're gonna fight over it and the last man standing gets the thing inside. I'll tell you what the thing is when you win, but I'll give you a hint: the thing is a really good thing that everybody wants.

DA RULES
1. limited to five people (excluding myself)
2. any weapon you want
3. 30 damage each

Damage tally:
Raseri-- 2 damage
zak-- 11 damage
Tom-- 6 damage
Dreamer--4 damage
Nofo-- 0 damage

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 13:24:26 GMT -5 by Raseri

"i shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
i lift my lids and all is born again.
(i think i made you up inside my head.)"

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 16, 2013 21:56:32 GMT -5

Post by zakattack on Jun 16, 2013 21:56:32 GMT -5

Oh man. I run in Indiana Jones style, cocking my fedora and swinging my whip. Treasure is what I do!

Whip's at Raseri: [dice=200+6000]
Welt on Right Bicept -- 2.0 damage[rand=87177412956953052081718537956476298222907236777257114828643389046]

Last Edit: Jun 16, 2013 21:57:11 GMT -5 by zakattack

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 16, 2013 22:03:40 GMT -5

Post by Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom] on Jun 16, 2013 22:03:40 GMT -5

Oh Heck no! THAT CHEST IS DEFINATELY MINE! I am like the holder of Raseri and that Chest will be mine. I am all over this shiz like butter and toast and you know I am the butter and your the toast!

(Attacks Zak)
[dice=200+1000]
(Shallow cut on Chest 4.0)[rand=844111243408335871202488004201121563166145191478419880329639469]

Last Edit: Jun 16, 2013 22:04:12 GMT -5 by Dana Lheureux D9F [Tom]

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 0:39:26 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 0:39:26 GMT -5

[/i] I can't believe that these people think that they have a chance at this chest. "So you all think that you can grab this chest. well than just go throw me first"[/ul][/size]

attacks Tom
[dice=200+1000]
Shallow Cut on Stomach - 4.0[rand=8151756453723176494378818963812866686994450724594709099626193939]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 0:42:34 GMT -5 by Deleted

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 11:53:50 GMT -5

Post by Raseri on Jun 17, 2013 11:53:50 GMT -5

lol these people really want my chest but I stubbed my toe earlier and I'm really mad so I kinda wanna hit something and the first thing I see is zak and he's hittin me but luckily I always keep a knife hidden in my left boot so I take it out, do a hands-free front flip, and start slicing at that son of a cabbage.

[attacks zak - knife]
[dice=200+2000]
[Shallow Cut on Left Bicep -- 3.5 damage]

[rand=88264077788754896732607068079055385630367722023648035439722203429]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 11:58:38 GMT -5 by Raseri

"i shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
i lift my lids and all is born again.
(i think i made you up inside my head.)"

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 12:11:21 GMT -5

Post by Nofo on Jun 17, 2013 12:11:21 GMT -5

Nofo walked into view of the other contestants. They were about to be murdered. By Nofo. On his birthday. Hooray.

[Attack Zak; Glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
[13016 -- Shallow Cut on Right Shoulder -- 3.5 damage
(Pole Sword)]

"Oops! Looks like that's going to scar but look on the bright side! Skin can't scar if it's not alive!"

[/center][rand=075568067343433352223800952710346492874864963613875006870817333474]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 12:12:48 GMT -5 by Nofo

And you think you see me.

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 12:15:49 GMT -5

Post by zakattack on Jun 17, 2013 12:15:49 GMT -5

Before I can even figure out whats happening all these crazies start flailing and glaiving at me. Swinging my whip like a lasso I lash out once more this time at Tom.

Whips at Tom: [dice=200+6000]
Welt on Left Calf -- 2.0 damage[rand=2475129256490618676831158110871938277527224272498168639896903187]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 12:16:21 GMT -5 by zakattack

Raseri
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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 13:22:10 GMT -5

Post by Raseri on Jun 17, 2013 13:22:10 GMT -5

As I dance around gracefully with my boot knife I realize that Dreamer is just walking around all unscathed and such. What, does he think he's just gonna waltz right over and take my chest all willy-nilly? Nuh-uh. I attack him so graceful I'm like

[attacks dreamer - knife]
[dice=200+2000]
[Shallow Cut on Stomach -- 4.0 damage]

[/blockquote][/size][rand=8352936092768074485757284510654544260049499512919301501078767325]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 13:24:06 GMT -5 by Raseri

"i shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
i lift my lids and all is born again.
(i think i made you up inside my head.)"

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FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 17, 2013 13:30:41 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 13:30:41 GMT -5

[/I] believe that I can just take her nest willy nilly it's impossible for me to think that I can just go without a scratch. Though I thought everyone was going to go after Zak. though that wouldn't be smart for me because if .......... yeah not smart So I decide to go after Raseri instead.[/ul][/size]

attacks Raseri
[dice=200+1000]
Block Grrrr[rand=957301281512156615303366501668347523851693864381644614451673647]

Last Edit: Jun 17, 2013 13:34:45 GMT -5 by Deleted

Raseri Career Tribute 552 POSTS last seen Dec 5, 2023 15:35:48 GMT -5 mayor of bootyville	FIGHT FOR'S RASERI'S CHEST [open to 5] Jun 25, 2013 13:23:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Raseri on Jun 25, 2013 13:23:31 GMT -5 okay so the fight dies and I see that nofo hasn't been injured so he wins wooo and I open the chest and give him ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR WOO did you guys swoon yet
	"i shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; i lift my lids and all is born again. (i think i made you up inside my head.)"