Never gonna give up[Hearts]

You little backstabber, literally

[attacks with Axe]
[dice=200+11000]
[11102=Deep gash on chest 9.5 damage]

this is gonna be short it looks like.

attacks with Axe
[dice=200+11000]
[11164=shallow cut on right thigh 3.5 damage]
my damage: 18
your damage: 13.5

you ass hat leave me alone

[attacks with Axe]
[dice=200+11000]
[11081=Deep gash on neck 10.0 damage]
My damage: 27
your damage: 23.5

My arm!! You're gonna pay for that

[attacks with Axe]
[dice=200+11000]
[11139=Block 0.0 damage]
My damage: 37
Your damage: 23.5