I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth]

Meghan
Capitol Resident

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last seen Nov 26, 2023 2:53:00 GMT -5

I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 18:50:06 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Nov 29, 2013 18:50:06 GMT -5

I shall kill you with my horrible-skillz of horribleness. All Hail Sir Meghan da Evil Knighteth and her duel of doom. >

-le introduction post-

Inventory:
- Longsword
- Shield +7 Body
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar

Stations:
- Blades
- Firemaking

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Cato
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I wish Cato didnt die

I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 18:56:47 GMT -5

Post by Cato on Nov 29, 2013 18:56:47 GMT -5

Soeth. Megatroneth. Readyith toeth dieth?

Inventory:
- Trident
- Shield +7 Body
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar

Stations:
- Strength
- Firemaking

Meghan
Capitol Resident

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last seen Nov 26, 2023 2:53:00 GMT -5

I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:02:19 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Nov 29, 2013 19:02:19 GMT -5

There will only be one death tonight, and it shall be you!

Inventory:
- Longsword
- Shield +7 Body
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar
~~- Jar of Tar~~

Stations:
- Blades
- Firemaking

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[Sir Megatroneth attacks CATOETH with a sword of doom]
[dice=200+1000]
[~~Shallow Cut on Right Calf -- 3.5 damage~~ - Negated because of Shield. Shield has 3.5 left]

[Sir Megatroneth lights shit on fire]
[dice=50]
[extinguished ~~i suck~~]

Current Damage: 0.0

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Last Edit: Nov 29, 2013 19:04:47 GMT -5 by Meghan

Cato
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I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:04:35 GMT -5

Post by Cato on Nov 29, 2013 19:04:35 GMT -5

Megatroneth. Prepareth to die by my trident!

[dice=200+3000]
block

[dice=50]
fire is gone

Inventory:
- Trident
- Shield +3.5 Body
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
- Jar of Tar

Stations:
- Strength
- Firemaking

Damage-0

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Last Edit: Nov 29, 2013 19:10:09 GMT -5 by Cato

Meghan
Capitol Resident

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I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:09:48 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Nov 29, 2013 19:09:48 GMT -5

What are you, Finnick Odaireth?

Inventory:
- Longsword
- Shield +7 Body
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
~~- Jar of Tar~~
~~- Jar of Tar~~

Stations:
- Blades
- Firemaking

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[Sir Megatroneth attacks CATOETH with a sword of doom]
[dice=200+1000]
[Deep Gash on Right Forearm -- 8.0 damage, +1 blades 9.0]
[3.5 negated due to shield, shield destroyed. Total damage on Catoeth = 5.5, no TD.]

[Sir Megatroneth lights shit on fire, again]
[dice=50]
[Severe Burn, 8.0 damage, +TD]

Current Damage: 0.0

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Last Edit: Nov 29, 2013 19:13:38 GMT -5 by Meghan

Cato
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I wish Cato didnt die

I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:12:44 GMT -5

Post by Cato on Nov 29, 2013 19:12:44 GMT -5

So whatith if I amith?

[dice=200+3000]
3073 -- Deep Gash on Left Thigh -- 8.0 damage +1 strength

[dice=50]
+2 burn damage

Inventory:
- Trident
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar

Stations:
- Strength
- Firemaking

Damage-13.5

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Last Edit: Nov 29, 2013 19:15:30 GMT -5 by Cato

Meghan
Capitol Resident

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I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:22:43 GMT -5

Post by Meghan on Nov 29, 2013 19:22:43 GMT -5

How dareth you destroy my purty shield you monstereth.

Inventory:
- Longsword
~~- Shield +7 Body~~
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +1 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar
~~- Jar of Tar~~
~~- Jar of Tar~~

Stations:
- Blades
- Firemaking

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[Sir Megatroneth attacks CATOETH with a sword of doom]
[dice=200+1000]
[3.5 left forearm, 3.5]

[dice=50]
[mild +2]

Current Damage: 2.0

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Last Edit: Nov 29, 2013 19:25:37 GMT -5 by Meghan

Cato
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I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:25:43 GMT -5

Post by Cato on Nov 29, 2013 19:25:43 GMT -5

This battleth beth a good one.

[dice=200+3000]

[dice=50]

Inventory:
- Trident
- Helmet +5 Head
- Armored Vest + 10 Chest
- Gloves +3 Hands
- Shin Guards +3 Legs
- Combat Boots +5 Feet
- Jar of Tar

Stations:
- Strength
- Firemaking

Damage-13.5

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Meghan Capitol Resident 1,217 POSTS Pronouns: she/they last seen Nov 26, 2023 2:53:00 GMT -5	I shalt killeth thou [Catoeth vs. Megatroneth] Nov 29, 2013 19:29:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Meghan on Nov 29, 2013 19:29:02 GMT -5 -dramatic death post- (also I srsly cannot escape instas, eh?)