Mama Dempsey {WIP}

GURL YOU BEAUTIFUL I SEE WHERE DEY GET THUR GOOOOOD LOOKS. I WISH I WAS THAT PURTY AND HAD DE' NERVE LIKE YOU. DON'T YOU LET NOBURDY GET YOU DOWNNN, YOU WORK THOSE FAERIE WINGS YO. YOU BE ZE' MOTHA OF THE YEAR WITH YOUR MOTHERING SKILLS GURL. ALL ZE BITCHES ARE LINING UP TO STARE INTO YOUR PURTY FACE.

THIS MOMMA GOT ARMS AS WIDE AS THE HORIZON AND THEY'D REACH EVEN WIDER IF IT MEANT HOLDING HER LITTLE HONEY-BOO BOOS. SHE SO CRAY CRAY BUT YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HER SHE BE TAKIN' CARE OF ALL HER LITTLE YUNGINS. SHE'S A FREE BITCH BABY, AND YOU GONNA GET A PIECE OF HER FLOWERCHILD LIBERATION EVEN IF SHE HAS TO TIE YOU TO A CHAIR TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. DEAL. WITH. IT.

MARRIED TO THE BEST, SEXIEST, MOST WELL DRESSED, GORGEOUS, SILLIEST, MOST SUPPORTIVE HUBBY IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK IN HIS DIRECTION SHE WILL BITCH SLAP YOU. LOVES HER KIDS (OR PRETEND KIDS COUGHKAECOUGH) SO MUCH EVEN WHEN THEY BE GETTIN INTO MISCHIEF YO KAELEN WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK MAMAS HEART. WILL ACCEPT ANYBODY THEY LOVE WITHOUT HESITATION. DON'T YOU BE MESSIN WITH THIS LITTLE HONEYCOMB, CAUSE THIS MOTHA BEE HAS GOT THUUUR BACK. MAMA DEMPSEY OUT BITCHES.

Creating Mama Dempsey by special request. <333

also fc is Kristen Chenoweth