Damnyou auttocorrect moment.
Dec 6, 2013 21:03:03 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 21:03:03 GMT -5
Damn you autocorrect for your viewing pleasures. My friend JT was using swype to talk to my mother about when we would be home. The conversation went as follows:
Mom: Please tell me you two are still ok.
JT: No we dead. Flat tire riding on doped up spare.
Mom: Where are y'all at?
JT: Jyst got to drunktown lake forth.
Mom: OMG at this rate you'll be home by midnight.
JT: ... that would mean progress. Got stuck twice.
Mom:Oh geeze.
JT: Have that fag burning we could
JT: Damn fone, meant fire we freed
Mom: Gonna make sloppy joes when you finally get here...
JT: Sweep! We soap em up.
JT: Ok weed rollin a pretty face now should beat off soon
Mom: ok then TMI... lol.
JT: be home soon boy in truck minutes.
JT: Sorry booted that phone gay little tits for my big ems fingers.
Mom: Is that even English?
JT: Nor thus it be not.
JT: Ok little toys we on 730 big jolly boots over head olpost home
JT: Okies we kid over ran reno road
Mom: Please tell me you two are still ok.
JT: No we dead. Flat tire riding on doped up spare.
Mom: Where are y'all at?
JT: Jyst got to drunktown lake forth.
Mom: OMG at this rate you'll be home by midnight.
JT: ... that would mean progress. Got stuck twice.
Mom:Oh geeze.
JT: Have that fag burning we could
JT: Damn fone, meant fire we freed
Mom: Gonna make sloppy joes when you finally get here...
JT: Sweep! We soap em up.
JT: Ok weed rollin a pretty face now should beat off soon
Mom: ok then TMI... lol.
JT: be home soon boy in truck minutes.
JT: Sorry booted that phone gay little tits for my big ems fingers.
Mom: Is that even English?
JT: Nor thus it be not.
JT: Ok little toys we on 730 big jolly boots over head olpost home
JT: Okies we kid over ran reno road
