You Wanna Tango? [Will and Tango]

I quickly snatch up my two weapons! Oooooooooo! Dis gon' be good! I look into the menacing eyes of Tango. She glares back at me and I know that this is going to be the fight of all fights! I quickly rear back and swing my axe my opponent!

[attacks Tango with Axe]
[dice=200+11000]
[Severed Left Calf at Knee, 9.0][rand=655927799642086905799165600910827736223652027559049324735533446]

My hazel eyes watch from a short distance away as I watch a girl's leg be forcibly ripped from her body by an axe. Smirking slightly, I take out a throwing knife and spin it in my hand, my meteor hammer wrapped and hanging off my waist. I can win this. Oh yes, I can win this.

[Attacks Will with Throwing Knife]
Thrown Knife: [dice=200+9000]
[Deep gash on calf, 8.0 Damage][rand=5733165305573493824338714824989463854942400939763901331224478781]

Wincing instinctively I fear nothing more than looking down due to the fact I can no longer feel the twitch of my toes or the numbness of my feet for that matter. A second after there's nothing but pain quelled only slightly by the adrenaline masking the amount of blood that's actually trickling from the gaping hole in my leg. Mustering up a little energy I hop backwards seeing the other boy plunge a knife into the attackers thigh and instinctively put a little distance between us to throw my own with the strength I can call upon.

[Attacks Will with throwing knife]

Thrown Knife: [dice=200+9000]

[Miss]
[MyDamage: 9.0] [rand=892344551626592971376394503749919688917424064139931157468818128]

Actually Pogue, I just realized that I have no clue whether or not the meteor hammer is under flail. Upon closer speculation I'm not sure. I may have gotten confused. Ask on the c-box.

Current Damages(out of forty) {I will post the damage update every other round of attacks, but please still update your damage as you go}:
Will-16.5
Tango-9.0
Pogue-8.0

It's all quite disorientating as I watch possibly the world's most awkward dance starring flying hammers, ducking men and spiralling knives. In all the chaos nothing seems to go to plan and I feebly hop forwards to pick up the knife, pausing momentarily to observe the anarchy with a look of constant pain still smothered across my face. Of course I contemplate throwing the knife again, but what do I have to lose? Apart from my other leg or an arm? Irrationally and impulsively I stagger forwards, putting as much effort into my swing as my lack of balance will allow, seeking some vengeance for my severed leg, with hope fading so does all common sense.

[Attacks Will with Axe]
Axe: [dice=200+11000]
Shallow Cut on Right Forearm -- 3.5 damage
My Damage [9.0] [rand=2757081324234605556605224730446998505616630427549310258526820689]

I'm being ganged up on! This cannot be! I must prevail! I cannot lose! I yelp as Tango's axe slices across my forearm, but luckily my jolt back from that causes Pogue's meteor hammer to miss. I couldn't more pleased. But the blood pouring from my neck and now arm, I feel a new sense of urgency. A sense to avenge my pain (which by the way, is A LOT! Luckily this is just a virtual me!)!

[attacks Tango with Sword]
[dice=200+1000]
[Deep Gash on Left Bicep, 8.0]

[My damage is 20][rand=1790791098028421462895290972664952509011565707624207794958492741]