mmm, gurl.

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Cato. At first, he was a harmless guy, but then, Dars hurt him with a deep gash on his thigh. Cato cried out in pain, but nothing could stop the pain from throbbing. He grabs a nearby trident with the intent to get back at the person who attacked him. He didn't want to fight, but he was forced into it. When Cato saw how bad his attack was, fresh tears broke out. Cato cursed silently, thinking to himself that a sword would of been better.

-attacks Dars-

[dice=200+3000]
3062 -- Shallow Cut on Right Forearm -- 3.5 damage

Dmg-8

I'm just chilling here holding my weapon. I'm walking around being awesome, even though I can't even remember why I'm here. However suddenly I start to hear shouting and something about a unicorn (mmm unicorns are tasty). And then I hear the sound of a sword unsheathing and then I hear the sound of it whooshing through the air. And then I just feel like fighting because I haven't used my glaive in a long time. "WOOHOOO FIGHTING!"

Such pain on Cato's head. Why were people hurting such an innocent person? Kindness must not exist in the world. Tears start to flow down his face. He wouldn't have anymore of this. Cato charges the person who attacked him with renewed energy within. Maybe this time the trident will be kinder to him. When his attack spilled a lot of blood, he allowed a grin to spread on his face, yet when he saw the pain on the opponent, shame welled up inside.

-attacks Dars-

[dice=200+3000]
3176 -- Deep Gash on Left Thigh -- 8.0 damage

Dmg-17

Owww she cut me! How dare she cut me! No one cuts me! I am mighty and all powerfull and shizz! With my big glaive I can cleave stuff in half and stuff. But it really hurt when she cut me, okay maybe not that much I'm exaggerating. And then suddenly more and more people showing up and fighting. Woohoo more and more fighting and then we're all cutting each other with blades.

[Attacks Mylee with glaive]
[dice=200+13000]
[13073 -- Severed Right Forearm at Elbow -- 9.5 damage (Pole Sword)]

Dmg: 3.5

With as much pain Cato is in, he's surprised at the fact that he blocked an attack. Nothing pleased him more than evening the odds. I raise my trident, poised to attack. Cato wants to end this here and now. Maybe he'll slice off his opponents head or something. Either way, Cato launches himself at the person who dared attack such an innocent and harmless guy. When his attack slices into the stomach of his opponent, blood flies on his hands. Cato wants to throw up.

-attacks Dars-

[dice=200+3000]
3056 -- Stabbed in Stomach -- 9.5 damage

Dmg-17

Such pain, but not as much as the attacks from earlier. All of the attacks are hurting Cato's feelings. Now to learn he might of killed a baby upsets him. Maybe this next attack will end this battle for survival. Probably not though because Cato is never that lucky. Cato is both relieved and upset that his attack wasn't a killing blow. More pain will come, that much he knew to be true. He hopes for an end to the suffering either way.

-attacks Dars-

[dice=200+3000]
3122 -- Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage

Dmg-21