Twas the Staff Before Ratmas
Dec 23, 2013 2:00:33 GMT -5
Post by charade on Dec 23, 2013 2:00:33 GMT -5
Well, I mean technically there's still a couple days, but I figured most of us will be too busy to get on the site in the next few days so here. Enjoy!
Twas the night before ratmas, when all through the site
Not a member was posting, not even a Just for fun fight.
The threads were bumped and replied to with care
In hopes that glacial posters soon would be there.
The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of tributes danced in their heads.
When out in the staff board there arose such a clatter,
Charade sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the laptop he ran with a comb,
Booted up all the programs and double clicked chrome.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a couple of days full of much ratmas cheer.
With a pair of smart admins, so lively tried and true,
He knew in a moment t'was Aya and Lulu.
More rapid than the BB the staff members lined up,
From the near unseen Pika and South to Rook.
"Now Wolf Tears! now, Thundy now, Sapphira Lily!
On, Cameron! On, Chaos!, on Rosetta and Zoe!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now Cass and Kay! Tattletale! Dash away all!"
So all through the website the Staffies hands flew
With the sleigh full of dice rolls, and Stare's graphic's shop too.
They spoke but few words going straight to their work,
Checking Bios and greeting all the guests who lurk.
And after coding some tables or fixing some posts
The staff members passed out after doing the most.
But I heard them exclaim, ‘ere they slumped outta sight,
"Happy ratmas to all, and in the arena, Good fights!"