Playing with Axes [Semper]

IF I HURT YOU I SWEAR IT'S ONLY OUT OF LOVE CAUSE LOVE HURTS YEAH

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10055 Severed Hand at Wrist 9

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I CRY BECAUSE I HURT MY FWIEND

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10118 -- Deep Gash on Hand -- 8 damage


I HAVE A HAND FETISH ??


mah damage: 2

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I KILL PEOPLE AND EAT HANDS OKAY I JUST LOVE HANDS MY TUMMY HAS THE RUMBLES THAT ONLY HANDS CAN SATISFY


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10164 -- Deep Gash on Cheek -- 8.5 damage

a kiss of death mwuhahahhaa~


mah damage: 11.5

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10181 -- Bruised Arm -- 2 damage



mah damage: 15.5

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when cato gets hurt, i fling myself down a hill

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10198 -- Miss (Axe lost) -- 0


ahhHHHHSDLKHGSJLGK SHOOT I LOST IT



mah damage: 19.5

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DEAR RIPRED I DON'T EVEN HAVE A COMEBACK GIF FOR THAT BECAUSE THAT PICTURE DESCRIBES MY LIFE OMG EXCEPT NOT THE HUNGER GAMES

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10018 -- Shallow Cut on Calf -- 3.5 damage



mah damage: 19.5

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AHHH MY POOR TUMMY

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10014 -- Shallow Cut on Neck -- 4.5 damage



mah damage: 28.5

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