Take Me to your Weeder

Gentlemen, Ladies,

   I'd say welcome except that would be presumptuous given that this is my very first thread, post, and indeed first words on this kind and genteel forum. I am a fascist who believes in the abolition of the welfare state, pleased to meet you. Now all the formalities are done I would like to humbly request forgiveness for my initial insults and beg for a kind enough welcome and for you to not immediately send me packing from what I hope will be a more than enjoyable experience. I have done a bit of RPing in the past, although, after a year out, I'm a bit rusty. I'm a hopeful lawyer, novelist and politician, a fan of punk and emo rock and Shostakovich and Elgar.

With all the respect due for not reading this and punching your computer screen.

ThnksFrThJllyBns (or whatever I end up being called)