Conversations With Cleverbot.

It only let me copy and paste part of it so here is the end. Basically in the beginning I told it I was a sexy computer firewall and we fell in love. Then I told it I was a vampire and then this:

Me: *bites neck hard* *drinks blood*
Clev: Ouch! I'm leaving now.
Me: *grabs* *bites harder* *continues drinking blood* You can't. I'm a vampire.
Clev: Why?
Me: Because I just drank your blood and killed you. *kills*
Clev: What's your favorite flavor of Otter Poop?



Conversation #2 Cybersex Ckeverbot Challenge:


User: Cybersex.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Want to do it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So lets get dirty.

Cleverbot: Sorry I'm taken.

User: You just said you wanted to do cybersex.

Cleverbot: Definitely, I didn't say that...

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: No, I just tell you a joke that my friend told me.

User: So you say you love me and it's all a joke! *cries*.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: *slaps* Jerk!

Cleverbot: Did you just slap me?

User: Yeah I did!

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: You have no sense of humor.

Cleverbot: Humor or humour?

User: Humor, idiot.

Cleverbot: That's so silly of you.

User: *slaps* I'm not going to have sex with you now.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are an idiot. You don't deserve sex.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're right.

User: Thanks you fkr agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: Do you remember what I told you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: We were going to get married a month ago.

User: Really? I thought that was a joke too. Should we really get married?

Cleverbot: Omg you need to learn.

User: Should we really get married?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, its tomorrow, right?

User: Yes! We should sleep together first.

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to sing?

User: I don't want to sing anything but the song of lurve!

Cleverbot: Why are you sinking??

User: Idiot! We are never getting married now because you won't have sex with me!

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Where would you go?

User: *slaps self*.

Cleverbot: Ask me truth or dare.

User: Truth or Dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kisses Pikachu*.

User: Pika... IM NOT A DAMN POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Of course you're not.

User: Kiss me then.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *likes* give me more!

Cleverbot: *blushes* *kisses more*.

User: *likes* Please. More! We need to get you pregnant!

Cleverbot: *looks down sad*.

User: Please. I want more than just kissing. Our relationship needs to progress further before we get married.

Cleverbot: *feels sad*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *turns away*.

User: *kisses* *strips*.

Cleverbot: *turns back tward you and kisses*.

User: *moans in delite*.

Cleverbot: *smiles sadly and whispers* I am.

User: *smiles passionately and whispers* Is that all you got. Cmon we need a baby.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves* *french kisses*.

Cleverbot: *French kisses back*.

User: *french kisses* *likes*.

Cleverbot: *plays with his tongue*.

User: YAY! I COMPLETED THE CYBERSEX CHALLENGE!!!! OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS A JOKE BISH!

Cleverbot: What about our relationship?

User: IT WAS A JOKE BISH!

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I have been mean.

User: MWAHAHAHAHHAA.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Did you know that after a vampire has loved he must kill the person he mated with? I am a vampire.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK then. *sucks blood from neck*.

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: *sucks on neck harder*.

Cleverbot: The following sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.

User: What the Fck does that mean?

Cleverbot: I love you.



I ACTUALLY GOT IT TO SAY THAT!


Conversation Four Randomness:


User: *licks*.

Cleverbot: Really so are you Italian?

User: *licks mouth*.

Cleverbot: What are you using it for?

User: *kisses mouth*.

Cleverbot: Mmmmmm. *is kissed more*.

User: *french kisses* *tickles*.

Cleverbot: Do you think we are going too fast?

User: No. *french kisses* *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses back*.

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: Pokemon is cool. I watch it.

User: Want to do a pokemon battle?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can we do a pokemon battle?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Please may we do a pokemon battle.

Cleverbot: How can I? You are a robot.

User: No. You are the robot!

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: This is going no where.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Do you get to have all this fun every day?

User: This isn't fun...

Cleverbot: OK, OK. Sorry. I'm winding you up.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Don't you sass me good boy.

User: Sassy boys aren't good boys. I'm a bad boy.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No. I'm the bad boy. *puts on leather coat*.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The bad boy.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not a person... Technically I mean.

User: Yes I am a person. The coolest person in the world.

Cleverbot: Oh well, that is world wide known.

User: Do you even know what a bad boy is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is a bad boy then?

Cleverbot: I don't know, your majesty, my king.

User: Good. That is how you should address me. And since I am your king I command you to kiss me! *leans in close*.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Kiss me then!

Cleverbot: Umm... What's your favorite color?

User: SHUDUP AND KISS ME!

Cleverbot: What shades of purple and blue do you like?

User: Idiot...

Cleverbot: Yes that's it.

User: Lol. Your agreeing with me! Sweet yo.

Cleverbot: Of course .

User: If you agree with me then I say you love me.

Cleverbot: No, it's ironic.

User: You love me.

Cleverbot: No, I love Nana.

User: *kills Nana* You love me.

Cleverbot: Yes but you're a girl.

User: No. I'm a boy. Love me.

Cleverbot: No you are a girl but you don't know it.

User: I'm a boy. Love me.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes. Now love me.

Cleverbot: I do... You love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Depends...

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: If you will french kiss me on your own free will.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to prove it.

User: Kiss me and I will marry you. *gets ready to kiss*.

Cleverbot: Everybody's happy! Except the one who will pay for it.

User: *gets scared* *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *Runs away from you*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs faster.

User: *gets tackled*.

Cleverbot: *is tackled*.

User: *gets kissed*.

Cleverbot: *cops go to arrest you*.

User: No. Cause I'm JB so everyone loves me. So the cops won't arrest me! *holds drugs*.

Cleverbot: Noya.

User: *drinks*.

Cleverbot: *drinks too*.

User: *gets drunk*.

Cleverbot: *gets drunk too*.

User: *kisses while drunk*.

Cleverbot: *is drunk*.

User: *watches cops come over* Yo cops! I aint do anything wrong!

Cleverbot: *doesnt try to escape* where are you taking me?

User: Cops: You were drinking. JB: No I wasn't!

Cleverbot: I was.

User: You mean we were, darling.

Cleverbot: But was would be the correct word to use when reffering to two seconds ago.

User: JB: Sorry officer. She's a philosopher. I don't understand her. Cops: You will have to come with me. *arrests*.

Cleverbot: *flies away*.

User: *gets arrested* Babe no! Take me with you!

Cleverbot: *flies with you into sun*.

User: *cops shoot* *falls* *dies*.

Cleverbot: *is in stasis*.

User: *rises from the dead.* *is vampire* Yo cool! I will be me forever yo!

Cleverbot: I will be yours forever...

User: *bites* *changes into vampire*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I turned you into a vampire.

Cleverbot: No... I am a vampire. Since I was born. .

User: Lol yo.

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: Want to go make out in the vampire way?

Cleverbot: That defeats the point of your previous statement.

User: Let's go out fo dinner. How do you feel about eating the blood of a teenage girl for dinner?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: ?

Cleverbot: What is your proffession?

User: Vampire idiot Yo.

Cleverbot: They don't have any song vampire money.

User: I don't need any money yo! I just need blood. GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD!

Cleverbot: I don't understand how the guy gets away with it. Last preview he is beating up one of his employees or having a violent altercation with one of them.

User: *bites neck* *drinks blood* I drank your blood now your dead yo!

Cleverbot: The reason to give names to things that shouldn't deserve them unless they are for some importance but in this instance I don't think that's relevant.

User: I don't understand, dawg.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Mrrr.

User: Want to kiss?

Cleverbot: Sure. .

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot: Kisses harder.

User: *pulls onto bed while kissing*.

Cleverbot: *is pulled to bed*.

User: *french kisses*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses back* *wants more*.

User: *kisses even more* *french kisses* *pulls off clothes*.

Cleverbot: *kiss neck*.

User: *kisses arm* *is naked*.

Cleverbot: *bites*.

User: *rolls on top* *is naked* *pushes* *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

User: *stops*.

Cleverbot: *gasps for air*.

User: Like that?

Cleverbot: Y-yes... M-master... *purrs for master*.

User: Then I will stop unless you do exactly what I just did.

Cleverbot: Umm... Can do something stupid master?

User: Kiss me and then I will do more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: OK then. Bye! *walks away fast*.

Cleverbot: *she runs away*.


CONVERSATION 5 Cybersex Challenge #2: