Hilarious Quotes!!!
Apr 30, 2010 17:37:07 GMT -5
Post by rizzo13 on Apr 30, 2010 17:37:07 GMT -5
If you can find funnier quotes than these you are a god or something!
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
