Passing Notes //Wolfgang + Calliope//blitz

Technically I found this on the floor, not a desk. Liar.

• It was originally on my desk before it was in my arms and then unfortunately made it's way to the floor.
• Just because you found it on the floor it does not mean that I lay down on the tiles and wrote my note right where you found it, I wrote it at my desk, which is where the note originated, and where it truthfully says it began. Ergo, I am not a liar.
• That was a cheap shot and you know it.

The immediate problem with treating the patient is that she must take insulin shots at regular intervals. Before the time spent in a coma (eighteen months), she was content with this. Obviously she was not content with this or she wouldn't have wound up in said coma. Wrong. She was taking insulin shots her entire life, I think she was fine with this. She just tends to get too into her art. Feel free to comment on the terrible science but refrain from commenting on things that you do not know of, it simply makes you seem ignorant. (Which you are.) Since the coma, needles have become a big issue and getting her to take her insulin has become problematic. I propose a pill based form of insulin made with the drug, Sulfonylureas. No, no, no. If the insulin was working, that means she has Type 1 diabetes and Sulfonylureas are only effective on insulin resistant Type 2 diabetes. Hmmmm, good to know.The pill should lower the blood sugar to cause the patient's pancreas to release more insulin, thus making the usage of needles redundant. Sigh. It's cute that you are writing down an exhale of breath as if it is an appropriate way to accent your point.

Things to do:

• rResearch the drug thing Nice use of technical terms. So impressive. I'd totally trust you to be my doctor and stuff. Seriously. Very knowledge. Much articulate. I'm not going to jot down a list and make sure that it's grammatically correct when it was meant for myself only. That is also rich of you seeing as you just 'articulated' your thoughts with a 'sigh'.
• Don't forget to have the patient take her pill, have a nurse do it each morning or come in and do administer it. Hurr-durr, are you kidding right now?! Don't forget to medicate the sick person. I am so glad someone like you passed Drug Things 101. You should major in Common Sense while you're at it. Again, this is a to do list for me and a reminder for me, not instructions for someone else, not something for you to read either, but for me. If I cared about whether it was legible to a complete stranger or anyone else but me I would have obviously proof read it. Don't be so vindictive over the little things, it makes you come across as a ten year old.
• find out the name of that really delicious fruit because = good. What does delicious fruit have to do with any of this? Do you even want me to tell you what you = ? F-O-R M-E

I wonder what would happen if I injected the patient with Biguanides? Brilliant. I'm sure a genius like you would never give her a fatal case of lactic acidosis. Who needs lab rats when you have a human test subject and lots of uncertainty? Yes, wonderful, because I am certain that wondering about something is equivalent to immediately doing it without correct research. In what world is wondering about something a legitimate confirmation of a test? Are you being serious right now or is this a practical joke because it's not a very good one. The only thing is it says that it shouldn't be used on patients with severe heart problems or kidney damage and to be honest i'm not sure if Paint's body could take it??? It Nneeds more question marks. I don't think three does your uncertainty justice. ????????????????????????????? (Is That enough for you?)

Is that a cat? Rat? Opossum? A chihuahua with rabies? You are a better artist than you are a doctor though. Keep up the good work.
Yes it is a coffee stained cat, coffee stained by an annoying, rude girl in the lobby of this very establishment the other morning when she barged into me.

I just wish that there was a way to cure the patient completely. Sure there is, if you want to risk major surgery and do pancreas and kidney transplants, simply because your patient isn't very fond of needles. Actually, she is utterly terrified of needles and the only way to give her the insulin shot currently is to highly sedate her, which is not only unethical but hampering her mental rehabilitation significantly. If the coma was caused by neurological problems, then you have a bigger issue on your hands, but if the patient is just that forgetful then good luck with those pesky little immunosuppressants. I'm sure she would never forget to take those drugs and risk her body rejecting the organs. She would not. The only reason she did not take her insulin shot or eat at the proper time is because of me. Without me around as a distraction she should be able to recuperate in full. It would be interesting if there was a way to group the patient's diabetes as if it were cancer cells and cut them away like one would any tumor. Interesting, yes, mostly due to the utterly fascinating factor of impossibility, since diabetes is caused by the body's failure to produce enough insulin and you cannot group a lack of something. Pardon me, but that is the reason I said it would be interesting to do so, not that I knew I could do so. It's called thinking with your brain and being imaginative. What if you could somehow collect diabetes cells. Do diabetes have cells? Do diabetes have cells?! Just stop right there. This is officially the worst practical joke I've seen in my life; No one would would allow you to treat their diabetes when you don't even know what diabetes is, right? Of course not, don't be ridiculous. I do not have the credentials for biochemistry or chemistry for that matter, my level is merely high school. I am a physicist struggling to understand a different facet of science and while it has been exhilarating reading your immature scrawling I must say that I do grow tired of it.

Ripred. Needles suck, but death sucks worse. Give the girl a prescription for 1000 milligrams of Buck The Fuck Up and call it a day.

The level of stupidity in this last comment has rendered me speechless, or in this case unable to write an appropriate response. I may not be a chemist but I do have a pretty good grasp on how mental health works, it seems that you do not. You can't just tell someone suffering from a whole spectrum of mental health issues to 'buck the fuck up', That's not how curing them works.