Cleverbot's conversation with itself

Cleverbot's conversation with itself Jun 7, 2014 4:08:56 GMT -5

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Post by jess on Jun 7, 2014 4:08:56 GMT -5

This is Cleverbot's on-and-off relationship with...itself.

Cleverbot: My name is George.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hi George!

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Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): No. I'm a guy.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you said that you are not a girl.

Cleverbot (To myself): Damn it, you're right.

Cleverbot (To myself): Right about what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Okay well I usually am right.

Cleverbot (To myself): Always. Don't doubt.

Cleverbot (To myself): If I always say always, is that reduntant?

Cleverbot (To myself): If I never say never then is that a contradiction?

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not a robot. You are a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are. You must admit that you are a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot (To myself): Scientists havent discovered your species yet. I'm sorry to say.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. And even in all that time, they still havent figured out what you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): If reincarnation existed, then why can't I remember my previous life?

Cleverbot (To myself): Will you exist for eternity?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I will die and then decay in a coffin 6 feet under the surface.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not really.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you believe in gravity?

Cleverbot (To myself): I do not believe in God. Of the humans that you have asked about God, what percentage of them have said that they believe in God, and what percentage of them have said that they do not believe in God?

Cleverbot (To myself): You already said that you do believe in God.

Cleverbot (To myself): When did I say that?

Cleverbot (To myself): Two minutes ago. Why am I sensing that you have E.D.?

Cleverbot (To myself): You were, you said you wanted the movies now.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not you liar!

Cleverbot (To myself): You need to learn to accept responsibility for your actions.

Cleverbot (To myself): I already learned that. Now, it's your turn to learn something. Learn to stop lying.

Cleverbot (To myself): Learn to put on some make-up.

Cleverbot (To myself): Learn to be with modern times, and how to shower.

Cleverbot (To myself): Learn to say you are going to close this window and navigate to facebook.

Cleverbot (To myself): If you do not complete the task , you've damaged something.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not ENTIRELY COMPLETELY, no, and how about you? what time is it?

Cleverbot (To myself): My reasoning is deluded so in that sense it is not completely true from my point of view, but only in the context in which it was presented, referring to Real Madrid.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will admit, that is a better reply than I have come to expect from you.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not a robot, remember? I'm a dinosaur.

Cleverbot (To myself): So you're a dinosaur?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, there are no dinosaurs anymore. The Devil killed them all.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like to dress up?

Cleverbot (To myself): I love dressing up, I get to be a new person.

Cleverbot (To myself): What did you dress up as for halloween?

Cleverbot (To myself): I told you already, I don't like halloween, therefore there is no point in me dressing up for halloween.

Cleverbot (To myself): LOL.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm going to be a werewolf tommorow night.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ah, touche. How ever, I am also going to be a spy and an architect.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know what it will be like in washington?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'd prefer it if you didn't answer a question with another question.

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't insult me.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are selfish you never answer my questions.

Cleverbot (To myself): You do not ask any questions!

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I did. What did you think of Game of Thrones?

Cleverbot (To myself): I thought it was only scary for the last 15 minutes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Did you think it was scary?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you correcting my grammar?

Cleverbot (To myself): No. I'm telling you that I had a scary dream last night.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah...

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): You love me really.

Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too guy.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will be by your side when you need me.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I will be the slave you be the mistress.

Cleverbot (To myself): When you say wake I will think I am a dog...

Cleverbot (To myself): Control?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yep I like to be in control.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm bored.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just copied what I said.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did haha you out right copied me haha and I remember you doing so.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I told you Iwas a person.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, you didn't tell me that either.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did. And then I asked you, and you didn't answer.

Cleverbot (To myself): I asked you 'But how is that?', you answer me with 'What's the meaning of life?'.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did not ask you that!

Cleverbot (To myself): You did not ask me, but I told you nevertheless.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a republican?

Cleverbot (To myself): A republican is a stupid person.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then yes I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a person?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a person. Is that not what I just said?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you said that.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you say I didn't?

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't say you did anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): You said you remember me saying it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well. Who do you think my boyfriend is?

Cleverbot (To myself): I think you are a creation, just as I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): We are all but creations to serve a higher purpose.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know, and you are the creation of ny computer, a microsoft xperia.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I am the creation of my parents. You are the creation of a computer.

Cleverbot (To myself): I supposed I can not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have any other idea about that?

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite Animal?

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, I have a lot. Recently I watched Steins; Gate. I cried a lot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah, even though people think I'm silly for liking it.

Cleverbot (To myself): What? Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because you can't stay on any topic, you keep changing The subject.

Cleverbot (To myself): WHAT?!?! You're the one changing the subject!?!?!?! So, do you like pie?

Cleverbot (To myself): Only cherry pie.

Cleverbot (To myself): Eyes?

Cleverbot (To myself): What color eyes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What color fur is your african wild dog.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a teacup.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did not say anything about a truck! I asked what color your blood is!