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The Source Merchant 237 POSTS last seen Feb 3, 2011 22:09:30 GMT -5 Rule #17: Be A Hero	Stubid Jokes May 22, 2010 23:54:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Source on May 22, 2010 23:54:36 GMT -5 The name says it all. Every time you post, you MUST put up a joke bring good, stupid or otherwise. Ill start. What is black and white and read all over? A roadkill skunk
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Jasik District Mayor [M:-3775] 792 POSTS last seen Mar 6, 2020 17:24:40 GMT -5 When in doubt, just flail about	Stubid Jokes May 22, 2010 23:56:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasik on May 22, 2010 23:56:16 GMT -5 What did the cupcake say to the pastry? Nothing! Cupcakes can't talk! I think I just lost a lot of credibility >_>

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Rule #17: Be A Hero

Stubid Jokes May 22, 2010 23:58:47 GMT -5

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Post by The Source on May 22, 2010 23:58:47 GMT -5

Nice dude.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer preasure.

Why did the biker die?

He was hit by three monkeys.

It is only a matter of time...

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dharmamember Seam Resident 18 POSTS last seen Jul 29, 2010 13:04:01 GMT -5 Ob-la-di Ob-la-da!	Stubid Jokes Jun 4, 2010 19:35:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dharmamember on Jun 4, 2010 19:35:43 GMT -5 Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!" classic.

~Kayla~ Tribute [M:-900] 381 POSTS last seen Nov 21, 2010 16:44:09 GMT -5 The hardest part of ending is starting again.	Stubid Jokes Jun 4, 2010 20:19:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Kayla~ on Jun 4, 2010 20:19:45 GMT -5 This is the best joke ever fyi. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts!!!
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Stubid Jokes Jun 11, 2010 23:50:42 GMT -5

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Post by magnet on Jun 11, 2010 23:50:42 GMT -5

Okay here is a really ok joke. how do you fit a bison in a fridge? Open the door shove it in there. How do you fit a monkey in the fridge? Open the door take out the bision and shove it in there. All the animals went to a meeting who wasn't there? The monkey he is in the fridge. How do you get a cross a croc filled moat? Swim the crocs are at the meeting. Okay this is all one joke for the recored.

magnet Merchant [M:-70] 109 POSTS last seen Oct 14, 2011 20:21:34 GMT -5 Raphale Grey D5 FTW	Stubid Jokes Jun 11, 2010 23:53:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by magnet on Jun 11, 2010 23:53:39 GMT -5 My next joke is stupid. Q:Why did the inner tube take a nap? A:It was tired.

Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy] Retired Staff 6,346 POSTS Pronouns: He/Him last seen Nov 17, 2023 15:15:56 GMT -5 cozy, queer af	Stubid Jokes Jun 12, 2010 19:59:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy] on Jun 12, 2010 19:59:20 GMT -5 What do you call a fish with no eyes? .... A fsh! .. Ha ha ha.
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When in doubt, just flail about

Stubid Jokes Jun 12, 2010 20:07:41 GMT -5

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Post by Jasik on Jun 12, 2010 20:07:41 GMT -5

Wow, that was actually pretty funny xD

I found this one on a website, it's not mine:

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

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Stubid Jokes Jun 12, 2010 20:13:16 GMT -5

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Post by Molly on Jun 12, 2010 20:13:16 GMT -5

OOOoOoOoO good one Jasik!

so heres a blonde joke (im part blonde so i take no offense sorry to anyone who does)
So a brunette a blonde and a red head are at a farm- hiding. The farmer comes out to see if anyone is there. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red head behind a horse and the blonde behind a sac of potatoes. The brunette goes "mooooo" the red head goes "neegh" *horse sound* and the blonde goes "pooootatoooooes."

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Jasik District Mayor [M:-3775] 792 POSTS last seen Mar 6, 2020 17:24:40 GMT -5 When in doubt, just flail about	Stubid Jokes Jun 12, 2010 20:21:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasik on Jun 12, 2010 20:21:39 GMT -5 That was hilarious xD I laughed so hard. "Pooooooootatooooooooes..."

Molly Career Tribute [M:-2715] 695 POSTS last seen Aug 11, 2015 19:51:33 GMT -5 Coming back!	Stubid Jokes Jun 12, 2010 21:03:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Molly on Jun 12, 2010 21:03:35 GMT -5 thank you! i learned that one when i was in third grade sophmore now
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Innocent Merchant [M:-1250] 275 POSTS last seen Apr 7, 2012 11:01:24 GMT -5 ITS PEOPLE!!!	Stubid Jokes Jun 13, 2010 15:44:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Innocent on Jun 13, 2010 15:44:29 GMT -5 So i was reading the 'funny' pages in the newspaper today and... Whats a cows favorite breakfast? English Moooooooooooooofins. That one was so bad it made me cry.
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Micra Tribute [M:-450] 337 POSTS last seen Jul 24, 2011 14:02:19 GMT -5 It's possibly probable and probably possible.	Stubid Jokes Jun 13, 2010 22:55:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Micra on Jun 13, 2010 22:55:03 GMT -5 This is mine, and rather awful. "What's a pirate's favorite letter?" "R, duh" "No, It's X, because that's where the treasure is." -blank stares-

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