Capitol :: B-sop Albatross [CB]

B-SOP ALBATROSS HEARS YOU HAVE COOKIES. YOU NOW HAVE HIS COMPLETE AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. CONGRATULATIONS.

SO YOU THINK B-SOP LOOKS FAMILIAR? LIKE SOMEONE YOU MIGHT HAVE MET BEFORE? OR SEEN SOMEWHERE?

NO WAY. B-SOP IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. EFF YOU.

Allergic to copper. Uncoordinated and clumsy. Straightforward in his approach to other people. Overly concerned with food. Has Pica and will literally eat anything and everything. This causes some tummy problems for him — too bad he doesn't know any doctors. Boo. He doesn't approve of that sin-liquor moonshine or any other shady kind of pain killer either, so he'll just stay straight edge and numb the pain with cookies instead. A half-hearted worker when it comes to the greater good, he's always trying to get out of his responsibilities to the Community Home. He'd rather be studying. Textbooks are fun. Fiction sucks. Especially fables. Hate those, urgh. Factual. B-sop is a nickname from one of the worst days of his life when he was younger and got a B- on a test instead of an Ae A and promptly had a panic attack. WOE IS LIFE.

CHANGING UP A FEW IDEAS. B-sop got loads of plastic surgery in order to look identical to Aesop, but is perpetually "upset" that he's convinced something's off, because he's clearly better looking. Geez. What's up with that. WHAT WILL THIS BOY EVER DO WITH SO MUCH SWAG?! Oh yeah. Fall on his face mid-strut because he has not yet mastered the art of coordination. "B-sop" is because Aesop is the "A" (Aesop #1) and B-sop is the "B" (Aesop #2), pftttt. I'm thinking he should be okay with the booze and the drugs and not be straight-edge (but maybe he was before this whole Aesop obsession nonsense?) because CAPITOL. Also it'd be kind of like him being anti-Aesop and we can't have that. Maybe the difference is that Aesop did drugs to lose his thoughts and B-sop does them to find his. B-sop's tummy problems are now from an over-inducement of purging, stemming from his over-eating and pica. OHMYGOD. The weird things this boy will find to nom on in the Capitol. Don't mind him while he eats zebra fur and diamond dust. Highly intelligent with an excessively good vocabulary and still hilariously diligent about his studies for a Capitolite — but has begun treating all of this as somewhat of a dirty little secret in his quest to become Aesop. Uninterested in love. Has now become certain that his ONE TRUE LURVE died in the 59th Finale... although if that soulmate was Sundra or Aesop is the real question. Despite his copper allergy (reference), he carries a penny at all times practicing tricks with it until his hands are red and aching from the exposure. DESPERATELY wants to own The Legendary Sundrop Penny. Talks about Aesop in capitalized pronouns, LIKE HE'S GOD, NATCH. Or Jesus. And B-sop is just Aesop rising from the dead. Bahahaha. MAYBE HE BELIEVES THAT. THAT COULD BE FUN.

Denver's hand in a jar of formaldehyde on his mantle. The bone from Cassandra's leg. Sundra's ring finger.

OH. OHEY. THIS SHOULD BE A SECRET SOCIETY. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO A SECRET SOCIETY PLOT AND THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE FABULOUS LOGIC.

SWAG.