Everywhere, Like Oxygen :: [Nino + Calypso]
Oct 25, 2014 21:39:05 GMT -5
Post by L△LIA on Oct 25, 2014 21:39:05 GMT -5
It's the kind of late that's not exactly night anymore, but also isn't quite morning yet. The entire District is in bed and yet I'm just getting off from a long night of work at the club, stumbling drunkenly down the middle of a suburban street with an iron grip on a bottle of vodka I stole on my way out the door. I left a sweat-and-vomit-soaked (the kindness of boozehounds) pile of my tip money in its place
"Tuh wurgle isso shpin-shpinny. Ahngunnah fwall. Wuhyeh izzevysing ouddahgeht megh?!"
Translation: "The world is so spin-spinny. I'm gonna fall. Why is everything out to get me?!"
Deep in conversation with the dark, my footsteps wind from side-to-side so much that the walk to Calypso's house is literally twice as far as normal for me. On the bright side, my coordination is limited to the point that I'm incapable of walking and drinking at the same time, so I've sobered up ever so slightly by the time I finally reach my destination, which is incredibly fortunate considering that I've only completed the first part of the journey. The easy part, if you will.
The house is totally dark, curtains drawn low as if it has closed its eyes to sleep along with its residents. There's a one-sided staring contest as I glare at the second floor with determination, side-eying a tree with low hanging branches that just so happens to reach up to the window of the very room where I want to be. Whether this tree is a happenstance of convenience or inconvenience... well, that's highly debatable and presents a conundrum which requires more thought and logic than I'm currently capable of. However, as the saying goes, hindsight is twenty-twenty, so I'm sure a verdict will be reached sooner or later.
Seeing as how I am not a monkey, the climb is something less than smooth, but after some shimmying and a few graceless falls (for the record: vodka makes for quite the painless landing) and the acquisition of a fairly impressive rip in my shirt, I discover victory in the form of Caly's unlocked bedroom window. Jimmying it open is easy despite my inebriation, thanks to all those years of experience cracking open coffins — potato, potahto, I guess. She... has slept through the entirety of my harrowing journey to reach her and all I can do is stare at her in silent offense for a minute, jaw dropped with a few twigs and leaves jutting out of my hair to add an air of emphasis to my rather picturesque indignation.
I'm a hot mess, to be honest, but I've got bigger problems than that right now. Stumbling over to take a seat on the floor by her bed, I paw messily at her face like a half-blind kitten begging for attention. (Hello. Why are you not aware that it's time to love me? Wake up. Waaaaaake uuuuuuuuup. Now. Now now now. Me me me. Right now.) "Caly —" It's one of those whispers that is actually just a yell in sort-of-disguise, annoyingly breathy, but loud as hell. "Caly!" My face is warped with pathetic desperation, one cheek pressed against the sheets beside her as my stinking vodka-breath reaches out in harassment. "Wake up, okay and please? That thing in my chest-place hurts. Help! I think somebody punched me while I looking wasn't." A single hiccup echoes through the persistent silence of the room, followed by a ridiculous snicker. "Wait. Flippity-switch those last two words, backs-to-forths or y'know? Of course you do." Cue another burst of bumbling laughter.
Even in my current state, I'm still semi-aware that I shouldn't be here, but I'm sad and that's a life priority for me at the moment, so I don't want to be alone. People should care about that. Except, Jude might just go over the edge if I wail at him about my break up with Ursula one more time and everyone at work is so sick of dealing with every other drunkenly heartbroken loser in the District, that by the time they all clocked out tonight, no one had any patience left for me. Caly, however, is conveniently here for me, whether she likes it or not. Granted, it's the same kind of debatable convenience as my climbing her tree, but that's beside the point. I'm here and she's here and I am fairly certain that one plus one is probably still two, but it's a little too late to tell. My world is spinning after all and it's hard to see when it's this dark.