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Straight White Boy Problem #618

*is scooping protein powder* i’m so excited about trying this new powder it cost like 30 bucks but I’m going to see gains soon!! *pours scoop into water bottle but accidentally misses the water bottle and protein powder falls to the floor* no no no no no no no no no *looks up to the sky* why must god be so cruel

Straight White Boy Problem #572

so i went to this physical therapist a couple of weeks ago because my hip was hurting and the guy was like touching my muscles which I thought was a little strange? i mean its his job but there was obviously some tension in the air….but im sure it’s just cuz I need to get back on my feet playin sports, right?? Lol

Straight White Boy Problem #172

my friend thought it would be cool to practice his baseball swing in his room and he ended up breaking the ceiling fan so now hes grounded for three weeks and he cant play football with us later this week

Straight White Boy Problem #128

dads friends are over watching baseball again and i tried to take a beer from them and dad yelled at me

Straight White Boy Problem #116

coach yelled at us at halftime. if we dont come back in the second half hes going to make us run laps on monday. last time he made us run, we had to run for 2 and a half hours and tyler threw up


Schmitt is a career tribute // future peacekeeper from a family line of military commanders (dad) and the ski resort that capitolites sometimes visit up in the snow (moms family owns that). they have like, dece money.

schmitt is the biggest prick ever.