I'll make a man out of /kovu/ {Thundy} blitz

As a general rule, Sebastian avoided Kovu unless Zanita made him hang around him, and he always had the feeling that Zanita did the same thing to her brother. But for once, Sebastian had decided to seek out the other boy of his own accord and impart some wisdom to him in the way that only a pack leader, and soon to be brother in law could; of course, first he'd have to break the news and see how Kovu took it. It was easy enough to find him, their pack had lost several to the games, and the only other ones left were the two incredibly smelly lunkheads. Sebastian approached Kovu with one of his trademark glares and came to stop by the other lad's shoulders, maybe a few inches away and looked him directly in the eyes. "Kovu. It's a cold day right?"  He wasn't expecting an answer, but he paused for one anyway before plowing ahead."There's no easy way to say this, but you're a terrible hunter who can't get a girl. Also, I asked your sister to marry me and she said yes, so there's that." Sebastian yawned nonchalant and stretched his arms out, taking a step backwards."Anyway, I think its high time I helped you get a date."