po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z

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po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z Jan 4, 2015 19:13:27 GMT -5

Post by k!ah on Jan 4, 2015 19:13:27 GMT -5

My legs dangle over the edge of the couch, moving backwards and forwards in an even pattern. I lys of my side, in one of the most awkward positions you could ever imagine but it was extremely comfortable at the same time. A packet of chips lay on the floor, easy access, all i had to to was each down with a lazy hand to free one of the crisps that lay prison in the plastic cage. And with that thought I do, my hand diving in to the bag, coming up with a handful of sea salt encrusted potatoes. I slime and use my other hand to pluck them into my mouth were the flavours dances over my tastebuds making my mouth water.

knoooock kock knock knooooock.

I freeze, then drop my handful of chips onto the floor before racing to the door.

I copen it cheerful, crumbs falling to the ground- "Connie!" I squeak before running into hi and wrapping my arms around my best friend tightly- "BEAR HUG!"

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po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z Jan 4, 2015 19:43:31 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2015 19:43:31 GMT -5

Knock knock kn-knock knock

I bang on Sasha's door with the side of my fist, bobbing my head and knocking at the tune of whatever song was playing on the elevator music. Of course, I have no idea what the hell was playing in there, but it's stuck in my head all the same and it made me smile. Sasha creeks the door open at first while I'm smiling with all my front teeth showing until - it's always great around "Sash-aHG!"

She coils her arms around my lower back and squeezes as hard as possible until I can physically hear the crack below her battle cry of "BEAR HUG!" As soon as she lets go I bend over and rub my back with a simple ugh, "Sasshhaa-" I ~~belly~~back ache into the ground.

"sURPRISE ATTACK-" I cry before I jump back up, serpent-grabbing her back until I hear a satisfying crack back, smiling and chuckling back in tune with the elevator music playing in my head. "You better let me in before one of us end up paralyzed," I say between my teeth, cracking my hands together.

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po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z Jan 4, 2015 20:19:15 GMT -5

Post by k!ah on Jan 4, 2015 20:19:15 GMT -5

There is a crack and I let go, my face still slip in a smile which made my cheeks ache but I didn't care, I never cared lets be honest. I laugh as he falls onto the ground complaining about the tightness of my hug. "Say, the tightness of my hug shows you how much- ahhhh!" Suddenly connie attacks, wrapping his arms around me just as tightly as I had to him. I squeal and then a crack is heard and he lets go, smiling. I bend over, my ands rubbing my back slightly. "I was gonna say how much i love you, but maybe i might take that back." I mumble to myself.

"You better let me in before one of us end up paralyzed," He cracks his hands and my eyes light up.

"Ooooh is that a threat?" I tease before widening my stance and bringing one fist into my other- which was open. "You really think you can beat me?"

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po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z Jan 4, 2015 21:46:42 GMT -5

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"Oooh is that a threat?" Her eyes light up and my victorious moment is out shined and replaced with fear, "you really think you can beat me?" My jaw drops in hesitation and all I can think is 'this is it, this is the moment I die' and I'm just stuck there like "I-I- no, Sasha please- I just meant- Sasha nO-" She's my best friend and also absolutely terrifying in competitions, I've seen her eat at least thirteen potatoes in a single day just to prove a point and I'm not in the business of crying or breaking my back tonight, that's for sure.

"You know I'm not- I wouldn't- Sasha plEASE-"

At this point, I'm almost on my knees begging because I like my back in place, thank you Sasha, and I just gotta get inside. At least let me die on carpet - Sasha plEASE.

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po - ta - toes: potatoes! { sasha x connie } b l i t z Jan 4, 2015 21:54:42 GMT -5

Post by k!ah on Jan 4, 2015 21:54:42 GMT -5

He begs me to let it go and i am on the floor laughing, laughing at the way he is on his knees, laughing at the desperation in his voice, in his face, in his eyes. "Damn Connie, you make this way to easy," I manage to say in between breathes.

After a moment, or shall i say after i manage to contain myself, I pat him on the head and welcome him into my apartment. I floor back o the couch and pick up my bag of chips, leaving enough room for him to sit beside me. "I'm watching this shitty show that i have no idea what it is about, to be honest i only watch it has an excuse to eat- but shhh don't tell anyone," I flick him a wink before shoving my hand into the bag.

But then i stop.

"Wow, how rude f me, i didn't even offer you anything to eat- I have an apple in the fridge- might be close to being off tho- if you want it." i tease him before offering him the bag