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bitches be crazy [death] blitz Jan 4, 2015 20:39:55 GMT -5

Post by k!ah on Jan 4, 2015 20:39:55 GMT -5

All heads turn my way and I know it is because of my perfection- it always is. I mean you cant hide me, have you tried? I know my mother has. But thats cause she doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how important I am to this district- no to this world. I a like an angel and no one can say other wise other wise they would just be lying- not only to themselves but to everyone.

I smirk as I slip through the crowd my feet taking me to the spot that i new i would be at my best. The ice cream man. My smirk turns into a genuine smile as i strut up to the owner of the small shop. "Hey Dexter- yep yep soak it up, son" Dexter laughs because this is how we always greet. "The normal yo-"

I hear a laugh from behind me.

"Oh is something funny?" I say as I turn around, "cause you know what? I /looooooove/ funny things."

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bitches be crazy [death] blitz Jan 4, 2015 21:47:39 GMT -5

Post by Death on Jan 4, 2015 21:47:39 GMT -5

[googlefont="Rock Salt:400"]Sail Dawson

This chick right here. This one. As soon as she walks in-- more like struts or saunters-- she has your attention for the loudness of her personality. You didn't normally believe in things like auras and vibes, but if they did exist, this chick had one that almost hurt his inner eye.

She says something and you put your hand over your mouth to try and stifle the laughter. Oh my ripred, you think. Is she for real?

Suddenly, she's whipping around to stare at you and you freeze, feeling like a dear in the headlights.

"Oh, is something funny?" she asks. "Cause you know what? I looooove funny things."

Then, you lose it. Your sides hurt. Tears stream down your face and your throat feels like its going to crack from the laughter. As it simmers down, you wipe your sleeve across your face and readjust the white paper parcels in your arms.

"Well," you say, gasping for air and then being interrupted by another giggle, "maybe. But it's a secret. So you'll never know."

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bitches be crazy [death] blitz Jan 4, 2015 22:04:15 GMT -5

Post by k!ah on Jan 4, 2015 22:04:15 GMT -5

you wouldn't believe what happens next- this little twat looses it. His face goes red and he bursts into laughter and I can help but place a hand on my hips and laugh at his laughter cause if you had of been here you would have done the same thing. It was pathetic really, and that was coming from me, Whale Riot. Finally when he manages to calm down little words escape his full lips.

"Well, maybe. But it's a secret. So you'll never know." He manages to say in between little bursts of girly giggles.

"Well, I don't really care much for secrets- thats why i call myself Whale Riot, or Double chin Daphne- and to be honest, I already found out what is funny. Its you, your face really, I mean look at those girls over there, they look like they are gonna drop dead, laughing with me, at your face."

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bitches be crazy [death] blitz Jan 4, 2015 22:36:42 GMT -5

Post by Death on Jan 4, 2015 22:36:42 GMT -5

[googlefont="Rock Salt:400"]Sail Dawson

"Sure, sure," you say, grinning and waving her off. "It could be my ugly visage. Or perhaps my fly is undone. But like I said. It's a secret. And you'll never know it."

You take a closer look at the food stand she's at and you smile. Ice cream. You'd never had ice cream before. It had always been out of the question because family money was needed for things like shoes and new nets because the old ones are always wearing out or ripping from the fish.

But now that you think about it, you've got your own money. You could afford to drop some on some ice cream. Maybe just some cheap stuff.

You step over to the food stand and after consulting the menu say, "I'd like a single scoop of chocolate on a sugar cone, please."

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