Worst Date Story

So this isn't a bad date story okay- like I've been on a few dates but like they've all been enjoyable- it's just the aftermath of the first one that's bad. I'm not cheating okay? I just like telling this story

I guess we should start at the beginning? I'm going to change names cause I don't want to die-

So me and my current BF- John (not his real name) used to have a mutual friend name Lisa (not her real name) before we met. I had heard her talk about John like he was going out of fashion, like he was the new equivalent of sliced bread. I knew she liked him- the only problem was, she had a boyfriend of 3 years, please make a note of this cause it's hella important to the story later. She and her BF had arguments about John and eventually, Lisa told me she wasn't going to talk to John anymore cause she loved her current BF and didn't want to lose him- again note this.

Fast forward a few weeks to Halloween- she invites me to go out clubbing with her on Halloween and I agree. I'd only been out with flatmates and no one else really so I thought it'd be fun. Roll on Halloween, I turn up to Lisa's in my costume (red queen ftw) and she the first thing she says to me when I walk through the door is "I've invited John, like I know I said I wasn't gonna talk to him but like...he started it" (turns out she began talking to him again rather than him talking to her). I was like okay whatever and sat down. While waiting for John to turn up, Lisa made an Alabama Slammer (I think?) with way too much alcohol but we drank it anyway.

Theres a knock at the door, she excitedly runs to it going "ITS JOHN". I shrug and look to my phone. Now, this is kinda embaressing, but we had met a friend of John's a few weeks earlier who'd had a similar name to him- this guy hadn't been too good looking and I was questioning my friends taste in guys- so I thought this guy, the friend of John, was gonna walk through the door with his fancy umbrella and possibly his hand missing cause he's pretty accident prone. I look up from my phone when John and Lisa come into the room and I'm like-

hot damn, thats not [insert John's friends name here]

Basically, John turned out to be more attractive than I thought- we later decided he looks like Jensen Ackles- and I'm hoping that my perseption isn't altered cause of the booze I was drinking. Anyway, we make him look more like a zombie and then we head out to the club where I drink more booze and John buys me and Lisa more booze and I begin to dance. And I can't dance so I'm not going to go into how I look like a floundering fish on the dance floor.

Roll around 2am, we're still at the club and Lisa has sat down cause she has a headache and feels sick. We join her and immedietly, me and John begin to use his phone to talk to one another- typing stuff in notes cause it's too loud for me to hear him and vica versa. We talk, and he flirts with me saying "I hear you've only been hooked once, I think it should be more" I cringe cause I wouldn't even call my last fling a thing and I cringe more now i think about it cause that is the most cheesiest pick up line ever.

Anyway, after flirting with one another, he asks me if I want to go on a date the next day. I am a bit reluctent to say yeah but then I remember Lisa has a boyfriend and that makes her void for dating John anyway. As we leave the club, Lisa turns to me and says "I give you permission to go on a date with John" I'm just like thinking, um yeah cause you have to give me permission miss i have a bf, but I nod and we all begin to walk home together. Mine and Johns halls are closer to one another so me and John walk back towards ours together and talk some more now its quiet. We said goodbye to Lisa- who apparently went home and cried that she was apparently 'losing' John to me- and went home.

Roll on the next day, I go to see Lisa to pick up something I'd left at hers. She doesn't remember I'm going on a date with John so I just leave it, thinking she won't mind anyway. That night I go to Nandos with John and we also go to the cinema to see Thor 2- we had to run in the rain to get home and when we got back to mine, we sat and had a cuppa tea and talked til 2am in the morning cause we're cute like that.

A few weeks later we're still seeing each other but we haven't really mentioned it to Lisa. We reckon she knows and its none of her business cause she has a bf. I don't want to tell her offically though cause Im meant to be sharign a room with her in a week or so when we go to Whitby. We agree we'll wait to talk about it with her, make sure she knows and stuff, so it isn't as awkward when I'm staying in the same room. I could just imagine her trying to smother me in my sleep to get her hands on John tbh.

The week after the trip, I go over to John's to watch Supernatural (which he is really enjoying) when he tells me that Lisa knows. I'm not fussed but apparently shes furious and that I'm a total bitch, he's a dick. Im a little upset about it and she completely blanks me in class the next day cause "I've upset her" but a few weeks later, it's apparent that its only me she has the problem with. It's John's bday and so she talks to him (I'm not there at the time) and tells him I broke some unspoken rule. John then basically told her to f-off and never speak to him again until she grew up.

It's been almost 2 years and she's not spoken to me- spare occasions where we've been forced to talk.

And that children, is the story how I met my bf.