is a miss king

Coughs unnecessarily loud. "Excuse me, my name is Brooke; not 'whoever'... Also, ow. That kinda hurt. Wow. This is the thanks I get. I come here, giving you entertainment and what do I get in return? A deep gash on my forearm. Wow."

[fires bolt from crossbow at teh Woof]
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4019 -- Miss (arrow broken) -- 0.0 damage
My damage: 8.0bow

BRUH. That f**king HURT... BRUH...

EAT DIS!

[aims crossbow at Woof's forehead]
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4023 -- Shallow Cut on Right Bicep -- 3.5 damage
My damage: 16.0bow

Don't patronize me! Humph!

[aims angrily at Woof's face]
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4188 -- Arrow Deep in Calf -- 8.5 damage
... IT WORKS!
My damage: 18.0bow

*shoves a lamb in your face* ... Don't ask it's the closest thing to my right hand... BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LAMB OPENS IT'S MOUTH AND OUT COMES A BOLT!!! MWAHAHA!!!

[attacks teh Woof with lamb-bow-thing]
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4110 -- Miss -- 0.0 damage
Oh... well, sh*t...
My damage: 21.5bow

*holds ear- or what used to be an ear* SONOFA--- BRUHHH... STOP SEVERING STUFF!

[attempts to sever something with a crossbow even though it's impossible]
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4171 -- Shallow Cut on Left Calf -- 3.5 damage
My damage: 29.5bow

Really? ARe you joking with me right now? No I'm seriously pissed right now! *moons arcticwoof*

[shoots a bolt from my ass cheeks]
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It's a miss
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