What to do with a Drunken Sailor (Sophos)
Jan 29, 2016 8:00:02 GMT -5
Post by troylus on Jan 29, 2016 8:00:02 GMT -5
Troylus stumbled a little, and giggled - a strange sound from his deep, solid chest. Several girls were hanging off his arms, patting his hair and clothing provocatively. He still wasn’t used to all this attention from the opposite sex and it made him blush a little despite his intoxication. He decided that shore leave with lots of money in your pockets was far superior to shore leave without much. His captain had been more generous with his pay of late, still grateful that Troylus had ‘found’ his ring with the precious stone and returned it to him. One of the girls tried to kiss him but he turned his head so that the kiss landed on his cheek instead. He couldn’t be sure the girl would have kissed him if she were sober, and even drunk he didn’t want to take advantage. He grinned at her sheepishly and she stuck her tongue out, amused but clearly wanting him to kiss her.
“Are you like, thinkin’ straight?” he slurred, having trouble making the words form properly as his own tongue didn’t seem to want to behave itself.
She cooed at him in a friendly way and assured him, “Of course,” but she was leaning very heavily on his arm.
He was so focused on her that he didn’t notice another leaning up, having to stand on tippy toes to reach his neck, and kiss him hard, nipping at the soft skin. He jumped, startled, and all of the girls laughed.
The alley way was dark and smelled of urine and rubbish. Troylus wrinkled his nose, “Smells bad.” He looked around, confused, “Where’re we goin’?”
“Just here,” The girl hanging on his left arm replied, “It’s private enough.” She took his hand and placed it against her breast without shame.
Troylus was stronger by far and pulled his hand back even more shocked than he had been by the neck kissing. “Nah miss, ain’t right for me ta touch you there. I don’t even know yer name!”
“Aw, come on. We just want to have a little fun. Don’t you want to have fun with us?” one of them protested.
He tried to remember why he’d left the bar with all these girls - they’d been pretty pushy and he had felt that it was a good idea at the time. Now it seemed all a bit weird though, even in his drunken mind. “Fun is nice-” he started to say more but they cut him off with gleeful laughter and catcalls.
The one who had kissed his neck stood in front of him and unlaced her bodice. He tried to look away but it wasn’t often he saw a woman like that and he had been at sea many weeks without any female company. “Nah,” he said, despite his eyes betraying his good intentions and his words. “This ain’t right, ladies.”
The one nibbling his ear sighed in irritation, and the lady in front of him shook her shoulders, making her body jiggle enticingly, “Come on, big boy. It’s going to feel soooo right.”
He blinked rapidly, watching eagerly as she moved. A shiver went through him as the bitterly cold winter’s night air penetrated the fog in his mind. “You nice gals, don’t take this the wrong way, but are you…” he paused trying to think of a decent word for what he wanted to say. Only nasty words occurred to him for quite a while, until he said, “hookers?”
The nibbler breathed hotly in his ear, “You can have all three of us for a discount, if you like.”
The third girl added more demandingly, “And we fancy you. You’re dreamy, way nicer lookin’ than our usual customers. You’ll make a nice change.”
He shook his head so emphatically he felt a bit dizzy and had to hold the wall to stop from falling over. “Nah, that ain’t right,” he said again, “You don’t really got a choice, you have to do it fer money, and that’s real sad and mean for you. Sorry to waste yer time.” He tried to gently remove the neck nibbler without hurting her at all.
“You’ve had our attention for an hour at least,” the girl in front of him informed him tartly, “You can’t just walk away without paying for that. You might as well get some more value for money.”
The wrinkles on his young face stood out in the dark and he pouted, trying to understand what she was saying. “I didn’t ask youse to come out here with me, none. Way I see it, it were your idea.” He tried to point to each of them in turn but found it a struggle. “So I’m sorry if youse feel I wasted yer time, but I didn’t even know youse was hookers until a minute ago. Just thought youse was really friendly, like.”
“You still have to pay. Ignorance ain’t an excuse,” she snapped, and Troylus felt something hard hit him on the side of the head.
He turned as his vision started to fade out, and saw the neck nibbler holding a sap in her hand, clearly having struck him with it.
(ooc 867 words: please note this thread was written blurbing with both writers together and then split up for posting purposes)
“Are you like, thinkin’ straight?” he slurred, having trouble making the words form properly as his own tongue didn’t seem to want to behave itself.
She cooed at him in a friendly way and assured him, “Of course,” but she was leaning very heavily on his arm.
He was so focused on her that he didn’t notice another leaning up, having to stand on tippy toes to reach his neck, and kiss him hard, nipping at the soft skin. He jumped, startled, and all of the girls laughed.
The alley way was dark and smelled of urine and rubbish. Troylus wrinkled his nose, “Smells bad.” He looked around, confused, “Where’re we goin’?”
“Just here,” The girl hanging on his left arm replied, “It’s private enough.” She took his hand and placed it against her breast without shame.
Troylus was stronger by far and pulled his hand back even more shocked than he had been by the neck kissing. “Nah miss, ain’t right for me ta touch you there. I don’t even know yer name!”
“Aw, come on. We just want to have a little fun. Don’t you want to have fun with us?” one of them protested.
He tried to remember why he’d left the bar with all these girls - they’d been pretty pushy and he had felt that it was a good idea at the time. Now it seemed all a bit weird though, even in his drunken mind. “Fun is nice-” he started to say more but they cut him off with gleeful laughter and catcalls.
The one who had kissed his neck stood in front of him and unlaced her bodice. He tried to look away but it wasn’t often he saw a woman like that and he had been at sea many weeks without any female company. “Nah,” he said, despite his eyes betraying his good intentions and his words. “This ain’t right, ladies.”
The one nibbling his ear sighed in irritation, and the lady in front of him shook her shoulders, making her body jiggle enticingly, “Come on, big boy. It’s going to feel soooo right.”
He blinked rapidly, watching eagerly as she moved. A shiver went through him as the bitterly cold winter’s night air penetrated the fog in his mind. “You nice gals, don’t take this the wrong way, but are you…” he paused trying to think of a decent word for what he wanted to say. Only nasty words occurred to him for quite a while, until he said, “hookers?”
The nibbler breathed hotly in his ear, “You can have all three of us for a discount, if you like.”
The third girl added more demandingly, “And we fancy you. You’re dreamy, way nicer lookin’ than our usual customers. You’ll make a nice change.”
He shook his head so emphatically he felt a bit dizzy and had to hold the wall to stop from falling over. “Nah, that ain’t right,” he said again, “You don’t really got a choice, you have to do it fer money, and that’s real sad and mean for you. Sorry to waste yer time.” He tried to gently remove the neck nibbler without hurting her at all.
“You’ve had our attention for an hour at least,” the girl in front of him informed him tartly, “You can’t just walk away without paying for that. You might as well get some more value for money.”
The wrinkles on his young face stood out in the dark and he pouted, trying to understand what she was saying. “I didn’t ask youse to come out here with me, none. Way I see it, it were your idea.” He tried to point to each of them in turn but found it a struggle. “So I’m sorry if youse feel I wasted yer time, but I didn’t even know youse was hookers until a minute ago. Just thought youse was really friendly, like.”
“You still have to pay. Ignorance ain’t an excuse,” she snapped, and Troylus felt something hard hit him on the side of the head.
He turned as his vision started to fade out, and saw the neck nibbler holding a sap in her hand, clearly having struck him with it.
(ooc 867 words: please note this thread was written blurbing with both writers together and then split up for posting purposes)