HAPPY BIRTHDAY PYTHON (0:

hey you lil guy it's your birt!!! you are now at least 12 which is pretty impressive i think. i never even thought you'd make it past 10 u wild and crazy girl!!11!!1!

Anyway, you're amaze and I really love you tons. You mean so much to me! Thanks for all the things you do!

As a birthday gift I sent out a survey to some people. Let's see what we got.

1. Please trash talk claudia here but in a nice way

shit fam i love her so much there is way too much good here but like yas? u feel? i feel - jess

FUCKING DAMNIT when my laptop dIES IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG ASS RESPONSE- okay but anyway CLAUDIA YOU FAIRY SQUAD MUVA YOU ARE LITERALLY LOVE AND LIFE AND IM SO FUCKING GLAD AND #BLESSED^TM TO BE CLOSE ASS FRIENDS WITH YOU AND TO BE IN SQUAD WITH YOU. Honestly, you're such an amazing person and writer and inspiration like god can i just be you ( : -snatches weave- okay okay okay but no girl listen i love you so much you're such a joy and amazing and nalls are the best and highlight of life uwu stay golden you precious daffodil and one day we'll drink starbucks and get chipotle so much that we'll fall into a coma :0 - jaylen

hi ur amazing i love u ur writing is fabu - cass

I'm drunk and hello wassup you're trash for being smart??? I tried idfk - arx w/ special guest, alcohol

she's okayish, the only straight i trust - fabulousraven rave

Claudia could slay me and my family and I would probably thank her. But, like, also please don't. Happy birthday my florida baby child!!! - chelsey

sneky snek snek. ayyy happy birthday!! why are you so great? how are you so fab?? please teach me your ways. thanks for being super awesome all the time. im glad you were born xoxo ily - kari

Oh, CLAUDIA? Ugh, she's just, ugh, her writing is so hot. And ew, Venus is so well-written with such a beautiful ship. Why is she like this :// - briar

most people collect baseball cards or locks of their enemies hair for voodooing purposes, but claudia collects fully-stamped starbucks cards. she fills up one 10-stamp card every 3 days. there are 365 days of the year and claudia is ancient. imagine all the stamp cards. so many. so many coffees. - zoooooooooooe

2. Would you please give me a hand drawn picture of a snake to post with things yas? link me an image!

n0 - jess

er uhm ill send this to you through skype uwu - jaylen

SARA JFC I CANT OMG IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE EVEN DRUNK I CANT DO THIS - arxy farxy who had 2 much to drinky winky

- rave

yee
- kari

- briar

- zoë

3. Would you like to include anything else?

u both are gay - jess

this hot :fire: ass - jaylen

Omg okay Claudia the snek you're so fucking amazing and hit me up with all the details and shit if you wanna watch a new TV series be I'm obvs down. you're funny, you're vines Crack me the fuck up and you're an amazing person so you keep doing you. - arx ft. alcohol

***-***-**** ;* - rave who put his real phone number i think he wants your booty

#darraineforever - chelsey

hello father
- briar

MOM OF THE SQUAD CHAT i love u form your favourite daughter (-looks at jess- okay i mean second favourite) - zoëêéèėę